L'shanah tovah, bitches! Happy Jew Year and all that jazz. Even though it is Rosh Hashish-nah and not Yom Kippur, my estranged lover, Official White House Videographer Arun Chaudhary, has enacted a Day of Atonement. Today, he's made a giant gesture to get back into my good graces. He put up my beloved pornographic serial
<i>...a bunch of fuckburgers...protesting</i>
Thanks Sara. Now I can never eat a fuckburger again without the image of those anti-mosk meat-sacks with their protest sines.