Greetings, asshandlers! 'Tis I, the greatest of Friday authoresses, here to impart wisdom and Journalistik Insightz about something other than the fucking Great White Wedding of the Year. While it is funzies to watch a nice rich inbred "English" boy whose real surname is "Saxe-Coburg and Gotha" mix up the gene pool with fresh blood so as to avoid the dreaded mandibular prognathism/shark eyes/trouty mouth of his forebears, it is even better to watch President Barack Obama present his freedman papers to the mob of angry stupid Amurrrican whites with their lynchin' ropes and their switches, i.e., your asshole grandparents and idiot cousins. Let us dive into the weekly column that ought to be called Zebra Beat, because it follows this president who is BLACK AND WHITE BOTH AT ONCE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! As per usual, our guide is Official White House Pornographer
ok after watching the west wing vid, i just have to ask:
why can't barry find pants that aren't dad pants? he's got a fucking hollywood (for a president) body and dude always looks like an old white golfer or something.
ok after watching the west wing vid, i just have to ask:
why can't barry find pants that aren't dad pants? he's got a fucking hollywood (for a president) body and dude always looks like an old white golfer or something.
what is up with that?
<i>Kill yourselves (not a figure of speech) you brainless wastes of flesh.</i>
i too look forward to our next wingtard jihad.
<i>This year, instead of forcing my boyfriend Brian Mosteller to wear the Donnie Darko ensemble...</i>
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
And Fister Roboto was here, so counter-thumbs up for everyone!
<i>Your authoress is giving up some high-quality liberal Jew-cock.....</i>
You know who else had a high-quality liberal Jew-cock?
Algebra II? Oh now that is just too hawt!