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Robyn Ryan's avatar

She keeps her plans to herself. But she's made her techniques available to other states.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

Each of them comes from a gas/pipeline state. Kennedy is a toll of the oil lords.

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Robyn Ryan's avatar

McConnell clones.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Yep, I'd like to get a count of senators and representatives who led personal tours through the Capitol building on 01/05/21 and maybe some video footage on their various tour guests.

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revenant's avatar

and our species- it is as if evolution never even happened

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

Sure, let’s call it that.

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kareemachan's avatar

miss lindsey pivots so much she has the vapors and needs her fainting couch.

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kareemachan's avatar

Just cuz you call yourself a proud librul, doesn't mean you are. Also you're shitty at math.

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kareemachan's avatar

Effing YES. How (I'm trying to think of the right word) abysmally stupid was that?

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kareemachan's avatar

When I was a Census person in 2010, I discovered there was an authentic Gypsy caravan on one person's property. TOO cool!!

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kareemachan's avatar

I want, I NEED a taco truck!

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Sleepmonger's avatar

I can tell you that, when we look at Washington, D.C., the Capitol Police, many of them are my friends. I can tell you, they do a tremendous job. Is he reading off of Dump's teleprompter?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

They had to put it somewhere. He doesn't mind the slime dripping all over his office.

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mailman27's avatar

Mercy sakes alive.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

FFS, the DC National Guard reports to the President. The dots come pre-connected here.

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