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And squeaks when she cums!

Have a great day!

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Sounds great. And when he splits the Democratic vote and gives everything to the Republican, which is his entire plan since he knows he can't win but is scared shitless of Sanders, what will you say?

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He doesn't really think he can win, which is fine to him because he doesn't really want to be president. He has already said he will really only get into the race if it looks like Bernie might win the Democratic nomination. So this is just a blatant bid to control who gets the Democratic nomination, and, if that fails and Sanders does get the nod, to prevent him from becoming president.

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Like a biblical woman at that time of the month?

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Sounds like a plan.

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Heehee. God, this is so awesome. For fifty years the centrists have told the actual lefties to shut up and suck it up when we were forced to pick the lesser of two evils. Let's say we're at 8 on the political spectrum, and the Republican is at 2, and the Democrat is at 4, and we're supposed to just grit our teeth and pretend to like it. And the country moves further rightward, with every Republican AND with every Democrat elected.

And now we have the prospect of a real leftist being elected president, and the centrists are just plain FREAKING OUT. The idea that we have a Republican who is a 1, and the average Democrat is a 6, and Sanders is an 8, and you people honestly can't choose between the two. Because you've been trained to think of those to the right of you as a threat, to be handled carefully and taken very seriously, and those to the left of you as just these lunatics who should be counted on for votes but never paid the slightest bit of respect. They're ATMs and they're 100% reliable voters but ha ha ha come on I'M as far left as any REASONABLE person could be and so QED they aren't REASONABLE.

Watching you people try to decide between holding your noses and voting for Sanders or letting Trump win and actually letting the entire planet literally bake the human race to extinction would, I think, be worth the price of admission for me. I honestly don't know which you would choose, and I really am fascinated to find out. But then, I won't live long enough to be baked to death, so there is that.

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Fun fact - city of NY just announced that they won't be going after "broken windows" crimes any more - public intox, peeing on the street, jumping subway turnstiles.

Coincidence???

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Opus libel!

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Like they prolly think 'banal' means anal with a banana.

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As my wife's grandmother said suspiciously about me, "Is that a Hebraic name?"

(Yeah, ya old bag, it is.)

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If "a lotta nose" means it's pretty rich, but stinks like hell, that sounds about right.

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It was a noisy ride. Trump actually said, "I'm bats, man!"

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Yes the massive conspiracy of Illuminati, Lizardmen, Roswell aliens, Satanists, Climate Change advocates, Imperial Russian secret police, Atheists, Gays and Fleague wallowers is all designed to put members of a tiny a not particularly racially homogeneous religious grouping into positions of power.

Yawn

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The Dolphins, Jaguars, and Buccaneers have all offered him a signing bonus.

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Josh Marshall: "I will say that I have serious doubts that Bloomberg for President will survive first contact with the Hudson River."

http://talkingpointsmemo.co...

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