It's the most wonderful time of the year: the War on Christmas. And to celebrate, we have a new coffee mug, which you will buy now. In fact, knowing you, you will buy seven of them. Here is the front side: Our coffee mugs have two sides, or your coffee would spill onto your bosoms. Here, look at the "back side"!
Lizzie Warren mug, cool and whatever, but I like how you squeezed the wedding announcement in there too. Commies have now co-opted the high holy day* of Thanksgiving for wedding shenanigans?!!?? You gawdamn libruls have no freakin' shame!
Also, too, take pics to share with your extended Wonkette family, please. I am particularly interested in seeing the traditional one where you feed each other wedding <strike>cake</strike> turkey drumsticks. Also, also too, much happiness on your nuptials. I&#039;ll be thinking happy thoughts for you while I&#039;m stuffing my face with pecan pie.
*I dunno, probably Jesus had something to do with creating the feast of Thanksgiving for handing out bibles or something. Ask Kirk Cameron, he&#039;ll tell ya.
Well, half.
Why do you want to see my sideboob, anyhow?
It occurs to me that around here &quot;no pants&quot; is indeed a colo[u]r.
Orange you making this a little difficult?
Have you not met Rebecca?
Both sides do it!
So... <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Mens-Sliq-Mesh-Jock-Strap\/dp\/B00E97NRK0\/ref=cts_ap_3_fbt" target="_blank">blaze orange</a>, then?
Shotgunning will have to wait until the reception.
Is anything coola than Missoula?
Must purchase this Warren Piece, da!
<i>you will buy seven of them</i>
I didn&#039;t realize the seven dwarfs drank coffee. I always assumed that was a pitcher of beer
Lizzie Warren mug, cool and whatever, but I like how you squeezed the wedding announcement in there too. Commies have now co-opted the high holy day* of Thanksgiving for wedding shenanigans?!!?? You gawdamn libruls have no freakin&#039; shame!
Also, too, take pics to share with your extended Wonkette family, please. I am particularly interested in seeing the traditional one where you feed each other wedding <strike>cake</strike> turkey drumsticks. Also, also too, much happiness on your nuptials. I&#039;ll be thinking happy thoughts for you while I&#039;m stuffing my face with pecan pie.
*I dunno, probably Jesus had something to do with creating the feast of Thanksgiving for handing out bibles or something. Ask Kirk Cameron, he&#039;ll tell ya.
Two sides?! Maybe I wanted coffee on my man-bosoms!
And a Merry War on Christmas to everyone!
and forever more, their honeymoon will be known as Black Friday
(a) happy wedding; (b) there&#039;s something curiously Editrix-like about Svetlana Warrenova, there. . .
Liz is looking pretty hot and steamy
I&#039;d creamer...