It's the most wonderful time of the year: the War on Christmas. And to celebrate, we have a new coffee mug, which you will buy now. In fact, knowing you, you will buy seven of them. Here is the front side: Our coffee mugs have two sides, or your coffee would spill onto your bosoms. Here, look at the "back side"!
Why do you want to see my sideboob, anyhow?
It occurs to me that around here &quot;no pants&quot; is indeed a colo[u]r.
Orange you making this a little difficult?
Have you not met Rebecca?
Both sides do it!
So... <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Mens-Sliq-Mesh-Jock-Strap\/dp\/B00E97NRK0\/ref=cts_ap_3_fbt" target="_blank">blaze orange</a>, then?
Shotgunning will have to wait until the reception.
Is anything coola than Missoula?
Must purchase this Warren Piece, da!
<i>you will buy seven of them</i>
I didn&#039;t realize the seven dwarfs drank coffee. I always assumed that was a pitcher of beer
Lizzie Warren mug, cool and whatever, but I like how you squeezed the wedding announcement in there too. Commies have now co-opted the high holy day* of Thanksgiving for wedding shenanigans?!!?? You gawdamn libruls have no freakin&#039; shame!
Also, too, take pics to share with your extended Wonkette family, please. I am particularly interested in seeing the traditional one where you feed each other wedding <strike>cake</strike> turkey drumsticks. Also, also too, much happiness on your nuptials. I&#039;ll be thinking happy thoughts for you while I&#039;m stuffing my face with pecan pie.
*I dunno, probably Jesus had something to do with creating the feast of Thanksgiving for handing out bibles or something. Ask Kirk Cameron, he&#039;ll tell ya.
Two sides?! Maybe I wanted coffee on my man-bosoms!
And a Merry War on Christmas to everyone!
and forever more, their honeymoon will be known as Black Friday
(a) happy wedding; (b) there&#039;s something curiously Editrix-like about Svetlana Warrenova, there. . .
Liz is looking pretty hot and steamy