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Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

For his first act as president, amending the civil Rights act to make it illegal to fire someone for being a billionaire. And fair housing, and finally it will be legal for billionaires to marry. Sorry, I mean people of obscene wealth.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Person of means, eh?

I say "Rich Asshole".

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

I believe the preferred nomenclature is Owning Americans.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Is this the same guy who ordered the baristas to begin conversations about race and racism a couple of years ago?

On of the ways Trump has forever ruined America is by being an ignorant racist billionaire who became President. Now every billionaire believes the can be president, especially if they are a little smarter than Trump.

Parakeetist's avatar

Fuck his stupid glarp.

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

So Marx then? Not that that is a bad thing.

Parakeetist's avatar

I can't see the poodle.

spangled's avatar

I’d like him to stay in for a couple more months.

1. So he can waste some more of his own money. 2. Because I’ve never seen left twitter more united in hating a person.

Feeling Groovy's avatar

"I see nothing! I hear nothing! I know nothing!" Oops. Sorry. Quoting the wrong Schultz. Still fits though.

A Tad  Sick of the Stench's avatar

If I needed to find the next bridge to troll, I'd say inventing and/or amplifying race-based problems in a purple state of the old South would be a perfect choice.

Not conspiracy theory any more. Just prudent investigation.

Note: I said nothing about Northam's (obvious) need to leave office.

AttyInBriefs's avatar

There’s a vast difference between person of means and billionaire. The number is not irrelevant; it should be a reminder and a spur to action. To be clear, being a billionaire is not immoral (depending on how you got it) but spending hundreds of millions to elect politicians who will lower your taxes is.