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We need more pictures of JD Vance with devil horns. Ruin his dating life just like we ruined Bobby Kotick's.

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Two can play that game

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Two can play that game

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Ozempic JD…

Still an F’ng lying prick.

And a psychopath.

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Sneering at Vance makes me a little sad because he looks a bit like my son if he got a haircut. But my baby is a kind boy who prefers pokemon to politics. Vance used to be a Magic: The Gathering player--he's like if I wished for improvements of my son on a Monkey's Paw.

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From Wiki:

In a campaign ad, Collins, carrying a gun, told the camera, "You count the legal votes that were cast in the state of Georgia? Donald Trump won this state, period." He then proceeds to shoot a voting machine which explodes.

what do you think he does with the bullet holes, jesus

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Jimbelle looks soooooooo much better in a dress and makeup / MUCH more womanly .

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Most excellent.

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Even reading these Comments is Worth a Subscription!!! Possibly Festivus is soon on our doorsteps / Goddesses and LDeJoy willing / USPS - get one for all the distant relatives then you don’t have to worry about the USPS

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The ChinNutz just about launched beer through my nose.

Well done.

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So, apparently you CAN polish a turd.

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This is the inevitable offshoot of hack cartoonist Ben Garrison depicting T***p as a muscular blond Adonis.

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"pinhead trump".

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The thing is, Couch Boy isn't even *fat* fat; he's just kinda got that Russell Crowe/Cabbage Patch Doll thing where he's... PUFFY.

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Yassified Tim Walz's smile reminds me of Han Solo in the original Star Wars trilogy.

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This one cracked me up. "Too many likes!" https://x.com/DaveMcNamee3000/status/1841505527664124409

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Ta, Robyn. They're not trying to make Jadey look more attractive. They're trying to make him look human.

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