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Devon Williams's avatar

We need more pictures of JD Vance with devil horns. Ruin his dating life just like we ruined Bobby Kotick's.

Richard Careaga's avatar

Two can play that game

Carol Hayden's avatar

Sneering at Vance makes me a little sad because he looks a bit like my son if he got a haircut. But my baby is a kind boy who prefers pokemon to politics. Vance used to be a Magic: The Gathering player--he's like if I wished for improvements of my son on a Monkey's Paw.

Katerwauler's avatar

From Wiki:

In a campaign ad, Collins, carrying a gun, told the camera, "You count the legal votes that were cast in the state of Georgia? Donald Trump won this state, period." He then proceeds to shoot a voting machine which explodes.

what do you think he does with the bullet holes, jesus

Kerry Bart-Raber's avatar

Even reading these Comments is Worth a Subscription!!! Possibly Festivus is soon on our doorsteps / Goddesses and LDeJoy willing / USPS - get one for all the distant relatives then you don’t have to worry about the USPS

N L Lewis's avatar

The ChinNutz just about launched beer through my nose.

Well done.

Tessie's avatar

So, apparently you CAN polish a turd.

Tessie's avatar

This is the inevitable offshoot of hack cartoonist Ben Garrison depicting T***p as a muscular blond Adonis.

Tessie's avatar

The thing is, Couch Boy isn't even *fat* fat; he's just kinda got that Russell Crowe/Cabbage Patch Doll thing where he's... PUFFY.

Donna Rowe's avatar

Yassified Tim Walz's smile reminds me of Han Solo in the original Star Wars trilogy.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. They're not trying to make Jadey look more attractive. They're trying to make him look human.

Smibo's avatar

Is it just me, or does that last JD job have sort of an Ashton Kutcher-y look to it?

RSKPDX's avatar

They’re both equally douchey

Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

How can Couch Fucker be yassified when he is already a yass-hole?