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Baltimore?

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Nope. I think he's fugly. My roommate does as well.

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I've already picked the side of the robots.

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Yes.

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Again? Story of my life.

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Or for future Ben Carson to make up bogus theories over.

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Hmmm... Eight 5 out of 5 reviews. Wonder who wrote 'em...

At least it wasn't a photo of that stupid mobile grill/smoker that looks like a revolver. Form follows function...

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When I arrived at my first duty station the ratio of young men age 18 - 22 to the local female population age 0 - 99 was around a gazillion to one. I had just resigned myself to the life of the furry-palmed monk when I met the future Ms. On Maui. We've been together since then.

She hasn't mellowed with age, but as her edge sharpened my detection skills inproved. I'm still surprised every morning when I wake up that she hasn't , er, voted me off the planet...

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Do you know the location of your on/off switch?

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Isis traded robots to Set for hoverboards...

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The shipment made it to Potsdam in time.

Good, good...

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Please tell whichever idiot decided to make Wonkette scroll up and up that nobody is going to look at those ads

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I had a friend from San Francisco who used to come visit me in New Mexico and she hated going out into the country. It made her nervous because it was too quiet. She said if it was ever that quiet in San Francisco, you knew something really bad was going down.

So I could see not wanting to holler back, if you came from a place where, if you were lost and people were hollering at you, it was a very bad idea to holler back.

Maybe the countryside needs to come with an instruction manual.

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The most non-judgemental group I've ever encountered. Adults only in the best sense.

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Enjoying watching Trump's face color go to Purple Alert.

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Derpery Row.

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