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Change tea to vodka and the statement is absolutely correct.

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Not job interview, it's a performance/mental evaluation. One of questions could be to repeat:Beauty Queen, Vodka, Building, Money, Pee Tape

Another question: Rate from 1 to 10 (1 is bad, 10 is best) on getting Mother Russia what it wants, you as U.S. Dear Leader get a 6.

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Georgia (USA, NOT the one near Russia) has NINE TIMES the deaths of Belarus?!?!?! With the same population? We aren't even a Third World country now, we are alone in the Fourth World.

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Absolutely hilarious parody by an anarchist website of the "pro-dictatorship Left"'s stanning for Assad, Putin, Lukashenka, the Chinese state etc. http://libcom.org/blog/hand...

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Imagine if Belarusian protestors were doing what a lot of the US Left are doing: saying "of course we hate Lukashenka, but those moderate shitlibs enabled him, in fact they'd be WORSE in many ways, Svetlana Tikhanovskaya is a cop", etc.

Actually, I'm informed by Belarusians that some of their local Left DID talk that way. They were mocked and shunned.

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"He was heckled this morning during a visit to the the state-owned MZKT military vehicles factory. He reportedly as workers called him a liar and demanded he go away already."

Does anyone remember this classic from 1989? (Of course, sadly, the Russians weren't going to invade Romania to prop up Ceausescu, like Lukashenka might hope for)

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Let's bask in a classic television moment https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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In many ways, Belarusian is Russian with a strong Polish accent

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"I refuse to recognize the authority of this tribunal! I am President of Belarus and no-one can put me on trial except the National Assembly!"

*bang* *bang* *bang*

*thud*

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More like full Steven Seagal.

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I really hope you're right. A lot of the Leftists are telling me we're fucked because, if Trump steals the election, the Dems will not fight very hard the same way they didn't fight very hard over Florida 2000. Also, neither the Supreme Court nor the generals will have the stones to call Trump's bluff.

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I'm all in for a K. Harris vs Any Of The Trumplings fight in 2024

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I wonder whether or not I have relatives there, or if they all died. Guess I'll never know.

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Nikki Haley would easily trounce either idiot Trump spawn in a Republican primary. The GOP will want to get back to the business of being terrible in a quiet manner.

I suspect if Don the Con loses in a landslide in November, Republicans will quickly forget the Trump name, like they did the name "Bush."

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I want to see the asshole behind bars as much as the next red blooded American patriot, but we don't prosecute former presidents, even the criminals. He'll probably start Trump TV, and it will be a success for a little while, and then it will go bankrupt like all his other businesses.

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If Trump loses in a landslide in November (if there's a god), I suspect the GOP will quickly forget all about the Trumps.

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