Feed them bamboo and hot dogs. That's how I got my pandas so big. One's a doctor now and the other's splitting majors at UCLA for political science and tumbling around like a big wiggly puppy.
OH, GOD, HE'S GOT ME! I'm a dirty liberal, and I once failed to register my car in a timely fashion. That is the EXACT, SAME THING as beating up on another human being just for hecks. Really, Ben's grasp of logic is just so amazing, really. ...What? I ALSO FORGOT TO RETURN A LIBRARY BOOK? Clearly, I am far worse than Lewandowski AND I MUST BE STOPPED! Possibly in a Popeye's establishment.
I used to treasure the "Oh, your granddaughter is so pretty" comments when I was out somewhere with my (step) daughter.
What struck me as weird was that I never got those comments, or the equivalents, if I was with my (bio) sons, who bracketed her in age, and were also cute.
I was trying really hard not to put medical doctors down.
Ben is a moron and that comment about "haven't all been charged with something" made him look even more stupid. No, Ben, we are not all criminals.
Thanks for the update, eddi. I'm sure we all feel a little less worried about "gentle Ben" and his future.
That is one skewed perception of yours.
My mother grew up on a farm, and she spoke wistfully about when they'd have scrambled eggs and brains....
Those regular medical doctors have a saying about surgeons: Often in error, never in doubt.
Oh, you could come up with a list a mile long, that would go back before recorded music. But you know this, I would imagine.
Feed them bamboo and hot dogs. That's how I got my pandas so big. One's a doctor now and the other's splitting majors at UCLA for political science and tumbling around like a big wiggly puppy.
I prefer Toyo really but Pantone's funnier somehow.
OH, GOD, HE'S GOT ME! I'm a dirty liberal, and I once failed to register my car in a timely fashion. That is the EXACT, SAME THING as beating up on another human being just for hecks. Really, Ben's grasp of logic is just so amazing, really. ...What? I ALSO FORGOT TO RETURN A LIBRARY BOOK? Clearly, I am far worse than Lewandowski AND I MUST BE STOPPED! Possibly in a Popeye's establishment.
I used to treasure the "Oh, your granddaughter is so pretty" comments when I was out somewhere with my (step) daughter.
What struck me as weird was that I never got those comments, or the equivalents, if I was with my (bio) sons, who bracketed her in age, and were also cute.
Never actually figured that out.
Steve?
I love the look on the female reporter's face as she realizes just how nutso Ben Carson truly is.
Not everyone has been a criminal at one time or another in the course of their earthy existence. Just the interesting people.
Carson was commenting about being CHARGED with a crime, not about being guilty as charged. Idiots.
That's the sort of look the brunette BeenVerified spokesmodel gives to me, every time I open Wonkette.