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Yeah, why do people insist on politicizing the political words that come out of poor, misunderstood Ben Carson's mouth?

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What we need to do is " collectively figure out" why Ben Carson is still running for President.

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I'd be happy if Ben Carson, Mark Steyn and John Derbyshire (all of whom have given the same idiotic advice) would rush the next gunman.

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The real question is, since when did Popeye's start serving ribs?!

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Yeah, because an armed Jewish citizenry > the French and Polish armies. It probably would have saved them all a trip to a Nazi death camp, though. So there's that.

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I'm beginning to think Dr Carson has some type of brain eating parasite or something. For a black man to make it through medical school and become a respected Neurosurgeon requires some general intelligence (other than specialized neurosurgery smarts) and he is about as stupid as you can get without being in a coma.

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I estimate that about 90% of Americans don't know what the debt ceiling is, either. Not to let Ben off the hook, though. Somebody who is running for President should know this and many other things, besides.

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That's a good strategery, after the gunman fell down on the floor in convulsive laughter from those three turds someone like Chris Mintz could actually disarm him...

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To be fair, Nixon set a pretty high bar.

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Ben was a bear

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You gotta stop jerking off with hot sauce.

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I was thinking that the one good thing Ben Carson's candidacy has done is to encourage kids to aspire to the medical profession. For years, people have said things like "It doesn't take a brain surgeon!" as a way of underlining the intelligence of medical doctors. Now, in contrast, there must be thousands of ten year olds out there listening to Ben Carson interviews and thinking "Huh! I'm smarter than that guy! I could be a doctor! If he could do it, it don't need smarts!"

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Wow. This is the most messed up site ever. "Ben Carson continues his hilarious winning strategy of telling America that the victims of last week’s massacre were a bunch of pussies, because who in their right mind gets shot? That’s so lame.Read more at http://wonkette.com/594687/..." Painting this honest, calm, rational candidate as a taunting childish moron despite the many calm and logical explanations he gave about his comments in multiple interviews? This is overdoing it. I knew there was bias in this world, but not at this hateful and dishonest level. And what's scarier is that after looking at the comments, people are actually falling for it!

Edit: And now this partisan site is blocking my voice because what I say doesn't fit their agenda.

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Neurosurgeonthink. It's so drop-dead funny.

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