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anomie's avatar

So Fox & Friends is employing the "soft bigotry of low expectations" when it comes to Carson not knowing the basics of his job 2 years in. (Give him a break! He's still learning!) Yet they don't find it odd at all that Ayanna Pressley, on the job for just 4 months, would already know way more than Carson?

kmblue187's avatar

Has Carson done any furniture shopping lately?

BangieB's avatar

I can't even find any snark because he so very pathetic. Sitting there like a petulant child and extremely proud of his ignorance. It literally makes me sick to my stomach. Sorry to be such a Debbie Downer but how much can one be expected to take?

calliecallie's avatar

It is totally worth watching Pressley's video. She is a badass and Carson is simply an asshole. Wow! That guy is unbelievable.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

The word "smarmy" comes to mind when watching Carson's insipid face.

calliecallie's avatar

Completely OT, but you just reminded me that when we were with the kids this weekend, someone made reference to the "akimbo meat machetes" in Gangs of New York. I told them Akimbo Meat Machetes was the name of my new metal band. Thank you, Wonkette, for helping me make them laugh.

Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Also, too, sell that $31k dining set for charity, and give him one of these:http://mibreviews.com/wp-co...

Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

Memo to self: Try to go to Cannes next year....

I mean...how awful!

Villago Delenda Est  🇺🇦's avatar

He taught me so much at an early age, bluntly, with no holds barred, and I'm forever grateful to him for that. He put me on the right track.

GreyLadyBast's avatar

Dude, that ugly-ass midcentury modern shit is super hot right now and could sell for a ton in the right markets.

This is what he deserves: https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

Mavenmaven's avatar

The acronym Carson needs to learn is GTFO

James Smith's avatar

laypeople don't need to know those acronyms. but the person in charge of the department should

Mavenmaven's avatar

I thought Trump was "Stumpy" but perhaps that should be Carson's nickname

Bobo the Dork Boy's avatar

Well, the _bracelet_ will probably survive.