Dr. Ben Carson is still thinking about thinking about running for president in 2016, in case you did not get the last eleventy zillion memos, newsletters, and singing telegrams. And look, here he is again , giving an interview again, about the same subject again, which we are supposed to take more seriously again, even though we can't because we are practically dead from laughter again.
Was that <i>you</i> on that<a href="http:\/\/www.cartalk.com\/sites\/default\/files\/bestmoments\/200932.mp3" target="_blank"> Car Talk episode</a>?
Proof that evolution is real: after God was all done with His creating stuff, those men with certain phenotypic, shall we say, &quot;endowments&quot;, got more opportunities to reproduce. (Talk about your evolutionary advantage!)
I bet life was good for the first man with that genetic variant.
What a wasted opportunity: they could televise a round or three of Texas Hold-Em... and the voters would probably be satisfied that the best candidate had won.
&quot;Ben Carson: &ldquo;I feel fingers. But it&rsquo;s mostly me.&quot; So... he&#039;s in his bunk? He needs to stay there for the next 2 years.
God wants Ben to pull His finger.
That&#039;s going to have to be a very anatomically correct doll.
He did a pretty good job last time around.
and/or an exorcist.
Was that <i>you</i> on that<a href="http:\/\/www.cartalk.com\/sites\/default\/files\/bestmoments\/200932.mp3" target="_blank"> Car Talk episode</a>?
Proof that evolution is real: after God was all done with His creating stuff, those men with certain phenotypic, shall we say, &quot;endowments&quot;, got more opportunities to reproduce. (Talk about your evolutionary advantage!)
I bet life was good for the first man with that genetic variant.
No need for a second opinion, I suppose.
These days, it gets you a trip to the next GOP primary.
And hangs out with a mess of naked boys of questionable age.
No wonder today&#039;s Xtards aren&#039;t all that keen on the Renaissance -- the God of the Dark Ages is so much more their style.
He&#039;s much more credible as a *cough* token *cough* candidate than that pizza guy was.
Heh. They <i>think</i> it&#039;s God.
What a wasted opportunity: they could televise a round or three of Texas Hold-Em... and the voters would probably be satisfied that the best candidate had won.
Maybe . . . how many ways are there to earn a goat&#039;s &quot;respect&quot;?
GOD: &quot;Ewwwww ... I got Ben Carson all over my hands! Better go wash up!&quot;
Dear Dr. Ben Carson, Brain surgeons should never operate on themselves. Your Are Welcome, Monsieur Grumpe
&quot;Ben Carson: &ldquo;I feel fingers. But it&rsquo;s mostly me.&quot; So... he&#039;s in his bunk? He needs to stay there for the next 2 years.