Was that <i>you</i> on that<a href="http:\/\/www.cartalk.com\/sites\/default\/files\/bestmoments\/200932.mp3" target="_blank"> Car Talk episode</a>?
Proof that evolution is real: after God was all done with His creating stuff, those men with certain phenotypic, shall we say, &quot;endowments&quot;, got more opportunities to reproduce. (Talk about your evolutionary advantage!)
I bet life was good for the first man with that genetic variant.
What a wasted opportunity: they could televise a round or three of Texas Hold-Em... and the voters would probably be satisfied that the best candidate had won.
&quot;Ben Carson: &ldquo;I feel fingers. But it&rsquo;s mostly me.&quot; So... he&#039;s in his bunk? He needs to stay there for the next 2 years.
God wants Ben to pull His finger.
That&#039;s going to have to be a very anatomically correct doll.
He did a pretty good job last time around.
and/or an exorcist.
Was that <i>you</i> on that<a href="http:\/\/www.cartalk.com\/sites\/default\/files\/bestmoments\/200932.mp3" target="_blank"> Car Talk episode</a>?
Proof that evolution is real: after God was all done with His creating stuff, those men with certain phenotypic, shall we say, &quot;endowments&quot;, got more opportunities to reproduce. (Talk about your evolutionary advantage!)
I bet life was good for the first man with that genetic variant.
No need for a second opinion, I suppose.
These days, it gets you a trip to the next GOP primary.
And hangs out with a mess of naked boys of questionable age.
No wonder today&#039;s Xtards aren&#039;t all that keen on the Renaissance -- the God of the Dark Ages is so much more their style.
He&#039;s much more credible as a *cough* token *cough* candidate than that pizza guy was.
Heh. They <i>think</i> it&#039;s God.
What a wasted opportunity: they could televise a round or three of Texas Hold-Em... and the voters would probably be satisfied that the best candidate had won.
Maybe . . . how many ways are there to earn a goat&#039;s &quot;respect&quot;?
GOD: &quot;Ewwwww ... I got Ben Carson all over my hands! Better go wash up!&quot;
Dear Dr. Ben Carson, Brain surgeons should never operate on themselves. Your Are Welcome, Monsieur Grumpe
&quot;Ben Carson: &ldquo;I feel fingers. But it&rsquo;s mostly me.&quot; So... he&#039;s in his bunk? He needs to stay there for the next 2 years.