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Lefty Mark's avatar

God wants Ben to pull His finger.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's going to have to be a very anatomically correct doll.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He did a pretty good job last time around.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Was that <i>you</i> on that<a href="http:\/\/www.cartalk.com\/sites\/default\/files\/bestmoments\/200932.mp3" target="_blank"> Car Talk episode</a>?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Proof that evolution is real: after God was all done with His creating stuff, those men with certain phenotypic, shall we say, "endowments", got more opportunities to reproduce. (Talk about your evolutionary advantage!)

I bet life was good for the first man with that genetic variant.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

No need for a second opinion, I suppose.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

These days, it gets you a trip to the next GOP primary.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And hangs out with a mess of naked boys of questionable age.

No wonder today's Xtards aren't all that keen on the Renaissance -- the God of the Dark Ages is so much more their style.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

He's much more credible as a *cough* token *cough* candidate than that pizza guy was.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Heh. They <i>think</i> it's God.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

What a wasted opportunity: they could televise a round or three of Texas Hold-Em... and the voters would probably be satisfied that the best candidate had won.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Maybe . . . how many ways are there to earn a goat's "respect"?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

GOD: "Ewwwww ... I got Ben Carson all over my hands! Better go wash up!"

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Dear Dr. Ben Carson, Brain surgeons should never operate on themselves. Your Are Welcome, Monsieur Grumpe

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Vienna Woods's avatar

"Ben Carson: “I feel fingers. But it’s mostly me." So... he's in his bunk? He needs to stay there for the next 2 years.

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