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The Wanderer's avatar

Cruz is just going to measure Carson for a gimp suit.

The Wanderer's avatar

Yes. Cruz as the top. And it'll be bukkake.

The Wanderer's avatar

And I shall need vodka for that mental image.

anwisok's avatar

My work here is done.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Ben and Ted are reported in the New England Journal of Medicine as the first two known microcephalic Zika virus victims to grow to adulthood. The results are self-evident.

Left Coast Tom's avatar

As much of a dirty trick as this was, I'm thinking it wouldn't have been possible if Carson didn't always appear to have already dropped out. Of everything.

Bee-Doo's avatar

Guess he figured he would leave his seed there too.

DrNoSexForBenghazi!!11!,MD.org's avatar

Yeah - those stripey fuckin' zebras with their fancy stripes and shit!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

General Sherman and the 54th Massachusetts Regiment?

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

How to tell when you need to drop out of a race (any race) - you are getting beat by Carly Fiorina. That's got to sting.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

I'll never forget Palin saying "God will put the right person in the WH" in 2008, and then blaming Obama (God's choice!) for every ill in the world for the next seven years. Apparently, Mrs. Palin thinks God is A Idiot.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's entirely possible the Lord wants Trump to be nominated . . . but I bet He has some thoughts about what happens next as well.