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Cruz is just going to measure Carson for a gimp suit.

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Yes. Cruz as the top. And it'll be bukkake.

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And I shall need vodka for that mental image.

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My work here is done.

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Sure...go for it.

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Ben and Ted are reported in the New England Journal of Medicine as the first two known microcephalic Zika virus victims to grow to adulthood. The results are self-evident.

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As much of a dirty trick as this was, I'm thinking it wouldn't have been possible if Carson didn't always appear to have already dropped out. Of everything.

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Guess he figured he would leave his seed there too.

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This is beautiful.

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Yeah - those stripey fuckin' zebras with their fancy stripes and shit!

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Consider Brain Bleach ordered.

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Don't go alone, Ben.

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General Sherman and the 54th Massachusetts Regiment?

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How to tell when you need to drop out of a race (any race) - you are getting beat by Carly Fiorina. That's got to sting.

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I'll never forget Palin saying "God will put the right person in the WH" in 2008, and then blaming Obama (God's choice!) for every ill in the world for the next seven years. Apparently, Mrs. Palin thinks God is A Idiot.

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It's entirely possible the Lord wants Trump to be nominated . . . but I bet He has some thoughts about what happens next as well.

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