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Why here's a novel idea, Trump for President and VP! He's YUUUUGGEE enough for both jobs, an obviously no one in better than Trump, so why not. Oh, and why he's at it, he could also take over all of the Cabinet positions-after all everyone else is clearly a LOSER.

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Put it n the shit can. You're not getting it back

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WHO is kidding whom! One literal physical butcher (yes, Hopkins took him out of surgery and put him into teaching long, long ago because of all the malpractice suits they were paying out on his behalf - they self-insure their doctors) who left people paralyzed, unable to think, eat...it goes on, is endorsing a financial butcher! Who stole half the Scottish farms to construct his golf course, farms that had been in families for generations, if they wouldn't sell to him and BULLDOZED over them, and that's just one item out of a career of swindling, husltling, conning and destroying financially anyone and everyone he almost touched. Anyone notice that HE HAS NO FRIENDS! Neither does Carson. There are reasons for these people being shunned.

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We won the cold war only because we had more money, not because our style of democracy is inherently infallible or our public figures the most brilliant.

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Does the Constitution call for the VP to be a different person? Only in the fact they replace the President if needed. But the succesion is clarified beyond that now.

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"The Republican Party should grab this."

Tell me he did this while doing that crotch-grab thing.

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Silos? WHAT? Those offend god! No we need pyramids like Joseph of Arimathea built! Silos.....those are the product of the enemy.

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Beautiful. Terrific. Now you haters and losers know that I do have black friends so you can stop calling me a racist. Weak. Pathetic. Let me tell you, no one is going to fix education like me. I don't want to brag but that debate, everyone was on their knees for me. Ben Carson knows Jesus loves me and I have strong Christian faiths just like it says in two Corintheans. I also know all about people being jealous of me and the bible is against that. I'm a good Christian, no one does religion like me. I'm such a good Christina you people are going to get sick of my holiness. I don't like to brag or analyze myself too much but this is what smart people tell me and I have all the smartest people.

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Kasich is batteries, Trump is just battery.

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I'm assuming he'll name one of his sons as VP...

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This is what Trump looks like before his spray-on tan and hair-stylist.

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He wouldn't even need the shirt.

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We'll let the pundints decide...

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Wait... did he just mainstream Breitbart??

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Oh oopsie! Did the Donald Trump KoolAid Man hear someone say OHH YEAH and sort of a little bit smash a big hole right on through the walls of the Republican Establishment??

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