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Ducksworthy's avatar

Used to be that patriotism was the last refuge of scoundrels, since Reagan it seem that brain damage has taken its place.

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H0mer0's avatar

about the knob slobbering?

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JMQuinn's avatar

Hear he plans to pick Dr. Oz as his running mate...

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Dragon with the girl tattoo's avatar

Maybe someone could plagiarize the rock incident with regards to the esteemed Dr. Carson, maybe that would knock some sense into him. With votes.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hey, no gotcha questions!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Caution: Transformation into a newt is irreversible.

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Iam Reading's avatar

All of his beliefs and policies still are

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Iam Reading's avatar

Can you even get an 8ball in Merika anymore? Kinda miss the 80s

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calliecallie's avatar

Wide? No, wait, that's Miss Lindsay.

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Iam Reading's avatar

He rolled a 20 and had a +3 against reality

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Iam Reading's avatar

If you don't want to see me commit triple homicide, with votes, better not

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Iam Reading's avatar

They needed an agreesive SRO. Now I believe there is a recently unemployed SRO with a penchant for violence who is looking for a job. He also has a history of beating up the blahs, so could be one way to get rid of carson

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Iam Reading's avatar

They know better than most atheists that there is no god. They would never do/say half of the things they do if they actually believed in a god.

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Bigby's avatar

Well, at least if he wins the Presidency we can look forward to 8 years, $40million and impeachment over a biz deal gone bad he didn't have nuffin' to do with that happened before he became Preznit, right? Cuz that's SOP now in Congress, right? Or do they *have* to be land deals 20 yrs before inauguration?

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

Be sure to get a biscuit.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

The Party of Wild Hickory Nuts.

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