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Used to be that patriotism was the last refuge of scoundrels, since Reagan it seem that brain damage has taken its place.

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about the knob slobbering?

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Hear he plans to pick Dr. Oz as his running mate...

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Maybe someone could plagiarize the rock incident with regards to the esteemed Dr. Carson, maybe that would knock some sense into him. With votes.

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Hey, no gotcha questions!

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Caution: Transformation into a newt is irreversible.

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All of his beliefs and policies still are

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Can you even get an 8ball in Merika anymore? Kinda miss the 80s

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Wide? No, wait, that's Miss Lindsay.

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He rolled a 20 and had a +3 against reality

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If you don't want to see me commit triple homicide, with votes, better not

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They needed an agreesive SRO. Now I believe there is a recently unemployed SRO with a penchant for violence who is looking for a job. He also has a history of beating up the blahs, so could be one way to get rid of carson

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They know better than most atheists that there is no god. They would never do/say half of the things they do if they actually believed in a god.

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Well, at least if he wins the Presidency we can look forward to 8 years, $40million and impeachment over a biz deal gone bad he didn't have nuffin' to do with that happened before he became Preznit, right? Cuz that's SOP now in Congress, right? Or do they *have* to be land deals 20 yrs before inauguration?

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Be sure to get a biscuit.

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The Party of Wild Hickory Nuts.

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