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JAWs's avatar

By the way, has Wonkette been mis-classifying "Dr." Carson's specialization as "brain surgeon" all along. I mean the man's gotta be a proctologist, given how iften he has his head up his ass.

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lroom's avatar

The most perfect word to describe a Trump presidency. A yuuge klassy gold-plated fuckstastrophe!

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lroom's avatar

"Chocolate Thunder" is the name of my new smooth jazz combo.

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azeyote's avatar

till the people decide - to stop sending him money

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ken_kukec's avatar

Last anyone heard, he was still home doing laundry.

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Doug Langley's avatar

At least Paulsen knew he was a joke.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Is this what has become of politics in the world’s greatest democracy?"

Exactly what someone who's been asleep for a long time would ask.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

And I was afraid he would drop out.

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Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

And continues to increase til he hits his Terminal Velocity.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ambien comes in brown??

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The dollars of rubes are a lot like conjoined twins, so definitely he must separate them all.

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bobbert's avatar

"At this point"?

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r m reddicks's avatar

Wake up Sheeple!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

So high in ironic I may skip the spinach tomorrow.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

"Ben Carson Promises To Keep Taking Money From Morons, Because Democracy"?

Naaaah...because they make it so damn easy...

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