Thank$ America You might be wondering when world-renowned brain surgeon and world-class napper Ben Carson will gracefully bow out of the year's most exciting reality television programme, "GOP Primary Shit Show Fuckstastrophe Civil War Extravaganza 2016." He's not winning any primary contests, or even the coveted second or third or fifth place in any primary contests. And his campaign recently admitted he's
By the way, has Wonkette been mis-classifying "Dr." Carson's specialization as "brain surgeon" all along. I mean the man's gotta be a proctologist, given how iften he has his head up his ass.
By the way, has Wonkette been mis-classifying "Dr." Carson's specialization as "brain surgeon" all along. I mean the man's gotta be a proctologist, given how iften he has his head up his ass.
The most perfect word to describe a Trump presidency. A yuuge klassy gold-plated fuckstastrophe!
"Chocolate Thunder" is the name of my new smooth jazz combo.
till the people decide - to stop sending him money
Last anyone heard, he was still home doing laundry.
At least Paulsen knew he was a joke.
"Is this what has become of politics in the world’s greatest democracy?"
Exactly what someone who's been asleep for a long time would ask.
And I was afraid he would drop out.
And continues to increase til he hits his Terminal Velocity.
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Ambien comes in brown??
The dollars of rubes are a lot like conjoined twins, so definitely he must separate them all.
"At this point"?
Wake up Sheeple!
So high in ironic I may skip the spinach tomorrow.
"Ben Carson Promises To Keep Taking Money From Morons, Because Democracy"?
Naaaah...because they make it so damn easy...