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Relativicus's avatar

Could be, but I feel as if there should be a "mon" in there.

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Lancelot Link's avatar

By that he means "not a vegitarian".

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Does he not understand the concept of the human shield? I would think he should given the incident at the Popeye Organization and his views on bum rushing gunmen.

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H0mer0's avatar

I'm sure he took his licks like any other African American trying to get into a field dominated by obnoxious white guys who think their hands have been touched by ghad and their melanin deficient skin and "Y" chromosome gives them special brain powers.That doesn't mean he's qualified to run the country.

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H0mer0's avatar

couldn't find the pic I was looking for but this will do.

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H0mer0's avatar

daylight come and me wanta go hoh-ome

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DahBoner's avatar

You know, that makes a lot more sense to me.

You guys smell something burning, too?https://media0.giphy.com/me...

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DahBoner's avatar

What do you get when you cross Rip Vanwinkle and Chauncey Gardener?https://40.media.tumblr.com...

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calliecallie's avatar

Wasn't Jimmy Carter some kind of rocket scientist. "Nucular" engineer or something?

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calliecallie's avatar

HAHAHAHA! They put tech in those things now to make them super smart. They don't even need humans to tell them how to grade the road bed. No joke. Skynet!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Only if they mention rape or propose violent death by less than extremely absurd means. Lot's of folks here think Bibi is a dick, just you know, since we don't allow comments, you have to look closely.

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Lord-Nash's avatar

I would just say, “Hey, guys, any truck coming out of there is getting bombed. So if you don’t want your people to die, don’t put them in the truck.” You know, that makes a lot more sense to me.

Huffington Post points out, the Unites States already has a Hey Guys policy in place

Haven't a lot of Republican leaders come out against this strategy, saying that the terrorists will just pick up the leaflets and move out of the way?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

His masseur is wearing an entire bathroom? You'd think that would limit mobility somewhat. Perhaps a medicine cabinet would suffice.

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Lord-Nash's avatar

Pro-Lifers.Noun, Plural. 1. People who want to defeat terrorists, at any cost, no matter the amount of civilians killed. 2. People who defend the lives of the unborn so they can be born and grow up to be adults while hoping to send said adults overseas as soldiers to die in wars.

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DahBoner's avatar

Conservatives are too busy posting this on Facebook...https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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