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I honestly had a neighbor once named "Inbred Ted",

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Hmmm...Sukup steel or grain thingys?

(Talk about suck ups!)

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This is slowly moving from a conversation on Dr. Snoozy McSleeps' dreams to all of our nightmares.

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MC Karl Rove?

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My internal intelligence tells me that I am King of the Universe. This is why I have learned to ignore my internal intelligence and rely on, oh, I don't know, actual intelligence.

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I'd hate to see the cankles.

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Sorry if you were offended.

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Praise 'Bob!'

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Well, fruitcake is a bunch of fruit in bread

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The guy is Diet Bill O'Reilly.

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Ohhhh you and your McLaren F1 subsequents...

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That may very well be true, but on Saturday afternoons, after working until 3am the night before, and then working from 6-2, I'd come home, put Bob Ross' show on the teevee, curl up on the bed, and as Bob's voice washed over me, I'd fall asleep like a little kid being read a bedtime story.

I'll hear no smack talked about Bob Ross.

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Here's a plan... get into your McLaren F1 subsequent and jet yourself out through the extra open doors.

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Yea, I get the attraction. I always suspected the guy was on 'ludes or something. But a natural enemy to every one of the action painters. For weird and wonderful PBS painters, I always preferred Bill Alexander. I always figured him for some ex-SS ODESSA creepy hiding out from Wiesenthal's group.

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Cruz has apologized I hear:https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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One wonders if he's catching up on all the sleep missed from residency.

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