Jesus, why does Ben Quayle have to be so creepy in every ad he makes? What is even going on here? Oh, we see, he's stuck a gun into this woman's back and told her to read the cue card. That's why her face organs are projecting pure, doe-eyed fear at the voters of Arizona. "Tiffany Quayle" is telling us she and this man next to her come from very different backgrounds, because he is the son of an idiot vice president and she is the daughter of a Marine. Why? So people like her better than her silver-spoon husband? Or so the people paying the ransom know this is really her?
It's bad enough when the talentless offspring of show business people try to ride their parents coattails (Melissa Rivers for starters) but when the talentless offspring of a talentless politician tries to start a public dynasty things have gone too far.
Ben can bulk up his resume by moving to Pakistan and trying to help our interests over there. Or North Korea. North Korea would be good.
The brother of a friend of mine was an Air Force One pilot during Quayle's vice-presidency and this is his story. The first time Quayle flew cross-country he looked at the time they would leave and the time they would arrive. Apparently not realizing the difference in time zones he told the crew he expected to get a full eight hours of sleep and didn't want to be woken up for anything.
How much better would politics be if politicians weren't allowed to use their relatives as props?
You can't even see his lips move when she's talking. Is it a camera trick?
where can i get that cat costume?
It's bad enough when the talentless offspring of show business people try to ride their parents coattails (Melissa Rivers for starters) but when the talentless offspring of a talentless politician tries to start a public dynasty things have gone too far.
Ben can bulk up his resume by moving to Pakistan and trying to help our interests over there. Or North Korea. North Korea would be good.
Damn it, this is where I was going.
"You will be like Mommy. You will! YOU WILL!"
The brother of a friend of mine was an Air Force One pilot during Quayle's vice-presidency and this is his story. The first time Quayle flew cross-country he looked at the time they would leave and the time they would arrive. Apparently not realizing the difference in time zones he told the crew he expected to get a full eight hours of sleep and didn't want to be woken up for anything.
Also, she's not bad for a RealDoll.