Ben Quayle is a Politico op-ed contributor? Of course Ben Quayle is a Politico op-ed contributor. "When I was a child, President Ronald Reagan was the nice man who gave us jelly beans when we visited the White House." Sure, the nice old man's mind didn't always seem to be there, and half the time the jelly beans were actually his cats, but at least
If there was, you'd better jump on the opportunity to trademark it, Ducksworthy.
And on the subject of entolomology (that&#039;s the study of word origins, right?), I don&#039;t recall seeing anyone make note that the Greek word for &quot;again&quot; is <i>palin</i>. Also.
Like parents that reassure a kid that he&#039;s special and perfect no matter what and anything he does is worthwhile even if he screws it up or does a half-assed job. Those kids / Americans then are headed for a shock upon encountering the real world / remaining portion of Earth.
Today we&#039;re all jelly beans and part of the all-you-can-eat buffet that is America.
I&#039;m especially looking forward to learning Ben Quayle has enjoyed some of those Mexican &quot;jumping&quot; jelly beans. And tasting those made-in-China lead-flavored beans. And of course when he swallows a few gay beans.
Yes Ben. Ronald Reagan could see through walls, crush cars with one hand, cure cancer with the touch of his pinky, travel through time and was a close personal friend with Jesus, God, Mother Mary and Captain Crunch.
RR is dead. But his legacy still keeps screwing us. He is an everlasting boner.
If there was, you&#039;d better jump on the opportunity to trademark it, Ducksworthy.
And on the subject of entolomology (that&#039;s the study of word origins, right?), I don&#039;t recall seeing anyone make note that the Greek word for &quot;again&quot; is <i>palin</i>. Also.
Like parents that reassure a kid that he&#039;s special and perfect no matter what and anything he does is worthwhile even if he screws it up or does a half-assed job. Those kids / Americans then are headed for a shock upon encountering the real world / remaining portion of Earth.
I felt an urge to remove the red ones from the box they&#039;d always known, throw them on a foreign surface and tell them to deal with it.
Today we&#039;re all jelly beans and part of the all-you-can-eat buffet that is America.
I&#039;m especially looking forward to learning Ben Quayle has enjoyed some of those Mexican &quot;jumping&quot; jelly beans. And tasting those made-in-China lead-flavored beans. And of course when he swallows a few gay beans.
Life is like a bowl of jelly beans. You don&#039;t know what you&#039;ve got until you go to the dentist.
Yes Ben. Ronald Reagan could see through walls, crush cars with one hand, cure cancer with the touch of his pinky, travel through time and was a close personal friend with Jesus, God, Mother Mary and Captain Crunch.
RR is dead. But his legacy still keeps screwing us. He is an everlasting boner.
Amazing. How did Ronnie keep his hair in place in a swimming pool?