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Spurning Beer's avatar

If there was, you'd better jump on the opportunity to trademark it, Ducksworthy.

And on the subject of entolomology (that's the study of word origins, right?), I don't recall seeing anyone make note that the Greek word for "again" is <i>palin</i>. Also.

PsycWench's avatar

Like parents that reassure a kid that he's special and perfect no matter what and anything he does is worthwhile even if he screws it up or does a half-assed job. Those kids / Americans then are headed for a shock upon encountering the real world / remaining portion of Earth.

PsycWench's avatar

I felt an urge to remove the red ones from the box they'd always known, throw them on a foreign surface and tell them to deal with it.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Today we're all jelly beans and part of the all-you-can-eat buffet that is America.

I'm especially looking forward to learning Ben Quayle has enjoyed some of those Mexican "jumping" jelly beans. And tasting those made-in-China lead-flavored beans. And of course when he swallows a few gay beans.

chascates's avatar

Life is like a bowl of jelly beans. You don't know what you've got until you go to the dentist.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yes Ben. Ronald Reagan could see through walls, crush cars with one hand, cure cancer with the touch of his pinky, travel through time and was a close personal friend with Jesus, God, Mother Mary and Captain Crunch.

RR is dead. But his legacy still keeps screwing us. He is an everlasting boner.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Amazing. How did Ronnie keep his hair in place in a swimming pool?