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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Yep—you take the risk—and any loss. Winning!

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Objection, your Honor!

Assumes he smelled fresh previously!

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Those dreams nightmares never stop decades later. Best to sleep through them.

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Summa cum laude, no less! Belated congratulations!

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

As a real turd blossom (one of W’s nicknames for him).

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Just watch him follow the Roy Cohn playbook (i.e., fade away alone, broke, etc). After all, Cohn was a Trump mentor, and Trump ain’t smrt enough to write his own....

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

Serious question. When has Trump ever laughed at anything?

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Louise James's avatar

Never get into a land war in Asia.

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Thorn Spike's avatar

At one time we thought Sasse might stand up to Dear Leader, but GOP pols always revert to form.

See Exhibit A: Susan Collins.

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RawrIhavePi's avatar

Probably knocking the highly useful and versatile field of psychology because he's terrified of people being actually able to diagnose him.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

*chuckle* I sometimes go "Wait I minute! I already have my diploma, fuck you, you can't have it back!"

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FurryCaterwauling's avatar

I had such a vivid dream once—I almost wanted to check upon waking!

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Zap's avatar

I'm pretty sure there are Democrats in Nebraska.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I don't want to get into a dispute over whether French champagne of impeccable provenance is to be compared with, say, California champagne.

But I do maintain that sparkling vinegar ($10 a barrel) is not worth $135 a bottle, even in the Champagne Room. And you don't get sex. And Todd Starnes still doesn't have a toaster.

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Saint Stephen's avatar

Being Republican means attack, attack, attack, blame somebody else for everything that goes wrong, lie whenever necessary to maintain the legitimacy of your point of view, call yourself "patriotic" when you really only care about money and power, etc, etc, etc. Oh, and saying the American people are smart, when the existence of a "president tRump" disproves that every day.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Sometimes I think back and wonder, did I actually go to such and such's party with that person in high school? Or was it a realistic dream?

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