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Then maybe you can cite the specific statistics that back up his claim, then?

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Basically, you are a heterosexual white man, because they only address heterosexual white men, because only heterosexual white men are fully human.

There is an uncoerced female in your home voluntarily. The only possible explanation for this is that you are a tool of the evil conspiracy of people who are not white men who unjustly do not allow white men to own them as is right and proper.

As a sign and portent of this, you allow male persons who are not white access to the sexual services of the female whose sexual services you get to control access to because you may be a poor excuse for a heterosexual white man but she has a vagina.

Sadly, no joke. That's what it is.

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There's something almost touching about the way VD seems to think that one day Scalzi's going to slip and join him in the dystopian elementary school playground where his half of the discussion takes place. And then the Acme anvil drops on his head.

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It's the new PC. Basically, in the natural state, white men run everything and are total abusive assholes because they get to because white men. SJWs say things which suggest this is not the optimal state of affairs. The received wisdom is that there are hordes of these creatures roaming the plains looking to leap on innocent racists and sexists for innocently bla bla bla.

Ironically enough, a fairly toxic iteration of this stereotype was outed for being a racist rightwing asshole cosplaying last year.

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But, what do you bet Shapiro follows fellow noisome conservative conscience martyrs Frum and Andrew Sullivan into some form of twilight redemption where everyone pretends they're not awful because they lost the battle for the dregs?

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I think if it's legitimate racism, the body politic has a way of shutting that whole thing down

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What's even weirder is that he's essentially pleading for respect from someone who calls feminism a nazi movement (because the whole thing where they insist on making christian babies for the glory of the fatherland, I guess) while he makes cause with actual nazis, er, aryan heritage enthusiasts.

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You know, Beale makes a lot of noise about how he's really trolling the wank, and the whole thing is some form of self-promoting performance art, but I wonder how much of that is that he keeps losing.

Except for sprinting to the front of every mob of mouthbreathers who storm the internet, what has he actually accomplished? He bought convention tickets for his friends with daddy's money to get some cheap advertising for his crappy 'publishing company,' got spanked in the world press and declared victory.

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Back in the day, when he started punditing as a teenager, his schtick was being a virgin until marriage, although society and not any specific genital-having human was trying to brutally wrest his purity from him. He's pretty creepy.

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Hmmm. Yep.

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Shapiro probably not very skilled in the art of giving tongue bath. LoL

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I do it myself often enough.

All that I have is yours.

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Know what? I honestly don't care about this shitbag.

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And, it forces you to give up part of your money to be used to help people you'd rather not be in the same room with also, too.

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Until he gets arrested, which seems to happen to a lot off Trump campaign organizers.

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Ooh, now we can replace Solyndra as the battle cry of corporate/government malfeasance with Servergy.

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