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During a warm spring day walking in the Berlin Tiergarten a few years ago I was mildly surprised to find men sunbathing with their primary sexual characteristic on full display. Maybe Ben should Google European views on nudity? In Berlin at least tan lines are more shameful than a naked body.

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Shapiro is just another grifter who is telling his audience what the audience wants to here. Shaprios will turn on a dime if his paying audience demands it.

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Even Ben Shapiro is disgusted at the thought of having sex with Ben Shapiro. Is masturbation rape a thing?

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L'il Ben ought to stick to selling underwater Florida beachfront property.

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I'll bet Ben was one of the assholes who complained to the FCC about Janet Jackson's nipple during the Super Bowl half-time show.

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Ben, they are just boobs, every woman in the WORLD has them, they are no big deal for fucks sake, get a grip, and stop whining...

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LMAO...

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He was bottle feed, you can tell by his fasanation with boobs and nipples.

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That is his real voice and he tends to talk really fast which just makes it worse.

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It's the subject that scares him the most because he gets all tingly in his naughty bits when he thinks about it.

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It's like Oprah's handing them out as surprise gifts!

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"No, men's chests are not, generally, considered a secondary sexual characteristic."

That's right, Ben, and there have never been any depictions of topless men in the history of the world because of it.

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Remember to look but don't touch - I hear they have a nasty bite.

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I was in Germany when it was not uncommon for both men and women to go topless at beaches and pools. Then cellphones with cameras and YouTube.

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Ben knows that the only thing tits are for is selling beer to Americans.

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When I was searching for the original I didn't happen to catch that version, but this neat take on it did come up near the top:

https://youtu.be/ZR6mM_zfxwE

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