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Jared James's avatar

"Patriot" is a contextual term which must only be used in its proper format, which is right-wing lunatic screeds and TruckNutz bumper stickers.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait. You indulge in tweeter badinage with Betsy Rothstein?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Long-haul trucker.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

AOTK

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Someday I want to commission you to ghostwrite my autobiography. The first half will be in the form of a parenthetical. The second half will consist of a single footnote. Game?

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Jared James's avatar

Well Poed, but no Real True Amercian Patriot ever needs to point out which party all Patriots belong to.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Can any person suck (as in being terrible, rather than the sexual act, because frankly, if any of these clowns actually did get some man-on-man action it might cure them of their constant unending hatred for all their kin. Though, I wouldn't wish that fate on any gay, bi, pan, or all-sexual man on the planet) as much as Ben "BS" Shapiro?

*Actually after the "White Trash Dinnner Show" of rebuttals last night, the answer would be a resounding "yes".

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

how is teabag babby formed

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Also2Something's avatar

Both BS (bullshit & Ben Shapiro) can and do propagate. Sadly.

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chascates's avatar

Too bad 'It's A Girl' cigars can't hold 140 characters.

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Also2Something's avatar

Won't someone think of the children (spawned by BS)????

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No snark from me until he releases the transcript of his daughter's rebuttal to the SOTU.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

Well, the most charitable thing I can say about this blessed event is that I have a fervent hope that the little bundle of joy takes after her daddy in no way whatsoever (physically, emotionally, intellectually, etc.). Because, man, that is a seriously awful genetic burden to have to bear.

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PubOption's avatar

Tennis?

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