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Jared James's avatar

"Patriot" is a contextual term which must only be used in its proper format, which is right-wing lunatic screeds and TruckNutz bumper stickers.

bobbert's avatar

Wait. You indulge in tweeter badinage with Betsy Rothstein?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Someday I want to commission you to ghostwrite my autobiography. The first half will be in the form of a parenthetical. The second half will consist of a single footnote. Game?

Jared James's avatar

Well Poed, but no Real True Amercian Patriot ever needs to point out which party all Patriots belong to.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Can any person suck (as in being terrible, rather than the sexual act, because frankly, if any of these clowns actually did get some man-on-man action it might cure them of their constant unending hatred for all their kin. Though, I wouldn't wish that fate on any gay, bi, pan, or all-sexual man on the planet) as much as Ben "BS" Shapiro?

*Actually after the "White Trash Dinnner Show" of rebuttals last night, the answer would be a resounding "yes".

Paul MacDonald's avatar

how is teabag babby formed

Also2Something's avatar

Both BS (bullshit & Ben Shapiro) can and do propagate. Sadly.

chascates's avatar

Too bad 'It's A Girl' cigars can't hold 140 characters.

Also2Something's avatar

Won't someone think of the children (spawned by BS)????

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

No snark from me until he releases the transcript of his daughter's rebuttal to the SOTU.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Well, the most charitable thing I can say about this blessed event is that I have a fervent hope that the little bundle of joy takes after her daddy in no way whatsoever (physically, emotionally, intellectually, etc.). Because, man, that is a seriously awful genetic burden to have to bear.