At your Wonkette HQ, which is way less funner than the Daily Caller HQ, which is neither here nor there but anyway, we do not particularly care for the sniveling weasel shitbag "person" Ben Shapiro. We think he is not so nice! But even so, because we are liberals, and good-hearted, and can separate a person's humanity from the vile shitstream that is his mouth hole, we were glad to learn last night that he had not only lost his virginity but had spawned a babby! Mazel tov, and cetera! We were immediately saddened, though, by
"Patriot" is a contextual term which must only be used in its proper format, which is right-wing lunatic screeds and TruckNutz bumper stickers.
Someday I want to commission you to ghostwrite my autobiography. The first half will be in the form of a parenthetical. The second half will consist of a single footnote. Game?
Can any person suck (as in being terrible, rather than the sexual act, because frankly, if any of these clowns actually did get some man-on-man action it might cure them of their constant unending hatred for all their kin. Though, I wouldn't wish that fate on any gay, bi, pan, or all-sexual man on the planet) as much as Ben "BS" Shapiro?
*Actually after the "White Trash Dinnner Show" of rebuttals last night, the answer would be a resounding "yes".
Well, the most charitable thing I can say about this blessed event is that I have a fervent hope that the little bundle of joy takes after her daddy in no way whatsoever (physically, emotionally, intellectually, etc.). Because, man, that is a seriously awful genetic burden to have to bear.
"Patriot" is a contextual term which must only be used in its proper format, which is right-wing lunatic screeds and TruckNutz bumper stickers.
Wait. You indulge in tweeter badinage with Betsy Rothstein?
Long-haul trucker.
AOTK
Someday I want to commission you to ghostwrite my autobiography. The first half will be in the form of a parenthetical. The second half will consist of a single footnote. Game?
Well Poed, but no Real True Amercian Patriot ever needs to point out which party all Patriots belong to.
Can any person suck (as in being terrible, rather than the sexual act, because frankly, if any of these clowns actually did get some man-on-man action it might cure them of their constant unending hatred for all their kin. Though, I wouldn't wish that fate on any gay, bi, pan, or all-sexual man on the planet) as much as Ben "BS" Shapiro?
*Actually after the "White Trash Dinnner Show" of rebuttals last night, the answer would be a resounding "yes".
how is teabag babby formed
Both BS (bullshit & Ben Shapiro) can and do propagate. Sadly.
Too bad 'It's A Girl' cigars can't hold 140 characters.
Won't someone think of the children (spawned by BS)????
No snark from me until he releases the transcript of his daughter's rebuttal to the SOTU.
Well, the most charitable thing I can say about this blessed event is that I have a fervent hope that the little bundle of joy takes after her daddy in no way whatsoever (physically, emotionally, intellectually, etc.). Because, man, that is a seriously awful genetic burden to have to bear.
Tennis?