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Nailed it.If only Ben Shapiro would read this article and learn something about himself

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Ben Shapiro: "Shut up and entertain me, negroes!"

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I believe cuck is the preferred nomenclature.

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His small head only makes the microphone look largish.

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For anyone who wants to see how much a snowflake the Virgin Ben can be, I invite you to see the vaults of Sadly, No!

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I'd only vote him to an uninhabited island that is already underwater.

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Objection! Ability not in evidence.

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I hold the view that Ben Shapiro, Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens can all blank censored deleted with obscene emphasis. And President Trump is cordially invited to perform acts that would place his corporeal structure in even greater peril. The very next time he's not occupied tweeting, ranting or scarfing hamburgers.

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Hahahaha, you're so funny. Everyone (on that side) knows 1A only means bigots, bullies and racists get to spout opinions without ever, ever having to face any pushback from them.

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Is that Steven Seagal in the black leather? I never watched SP, so I don't know who's who there.

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I wasn't even born then, and I remember that image. I also know that Muhammad Ali went to jail rather than fight in Vietnam. I remember that Jesse Owens' trip to Munich was pretty damn political. Billie Jean King had a pretty fucking political match against Bobby Riggs. Wasn't there some kinda kerfuffle with a negro league baseball player joining MLB's Dodgers? And wasn't there an actual fight between Jack Johnson and some white guy that was pretty damn political? Seems to me like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar changed his names that were at least somewhat political, seeing as how segregation, lynching, Jim Crow, and general racism played a role in his leaving Christianity for Islam. Although the Tonya Harding assault on Nancy Kerrigan didn't begin as political, how it was perceived and commented on was political as fuck, with an emphasis on issues of wealth and social class. The USFL and the 80s NFL strikes also were political as all hell, and emphasized class as well. Moses' Beefy Backside, Batman, Ben Shapiro should at least know about Sandy-fucking-Koufax. I hate baseball. I have never watched as much as a single game of baseball on television (though, FSM help me, my family took me to a Portland Beavers game once, and there was a school field trip to another), and **I** know quite a bit about Sandy Koufax's refusal to pitch on the Sabbath and how that was perceived and the hell he caught for it.

The idea that there has ever been a time of pure sportsball, unaffected by politics or social issues, is such utter bullshit as to cause one to wonder if Ben Shapiro's head has been wandering around under any cop's batons this past week.

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Sports leagues: Play the national anthem before every game, American flags everywhere, military appreciation nights during unpopular wars, patriotic marketing.

Ben Shapiro: [nothing]

Sports leagues: Murdering people because they're black is bad.

Ben Shapiro: Aha! Politics!

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Sad .

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Parallel leagues makes perfect sense.But only if you happen to be living in a parallel Reality.

The only people stupider than this fucking snowflake are themorons that put him in front of a live microphone.

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You are a clever one! (I'm ex-medical, I know what that means.)

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Good luck with the "parallel" sports leagues. They could advertise on Gab!!

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