Oh dear god, Benjy Shapiro is thinking about his child again, which inevitably means he will express his tender affection for his tiny child by promising to protect her from the depredations of the Obama Administration.
I bought a new coffee maker yesterday, and setting the clock on it reminded me of just how stupid our president is. When I got around to actually making coffee, I was in a state of rage. Then I realized I was out of milk, and had to drink it black. THANKS OBAMA.
The only names that sound odd in school today are the very weird ones like "John" and "Suzi" and "Bob."
"...decades from now, when she’s in pain, and I won’t be there to help. I won’t be there to rock her to sleep or to put her head on my shoulder or to tell her everything will be all right "
ProTip: The idea behind this whole parenting gig is that by the time your child is 20 years old she can take of those things all by herself. She's not supposed to still need you "decades from now." Unless you're a total loser as a Dad, of course.
Maybe not. Remember on Monday Night Football when Frank Gifford announced Kathy Lee was going to have a baby?
"Don't worry, Frank," said Don Meredith. "No matter how long it takes, we'll get the guy who did it."
What the hell kind of name is "Leeya"? It wasn't bad enough she's the spawn of Ben Shapiro, but you had to give her a name like that? The kids at Parochial school (because heaven forfend Ben Shaprio's daughter step foot in those socialist public schools) are going to have a field day with her in 5 years.
I don't have any children so am still, according to Shapiro, an adolescent. Then why is it that I have this sick attraction to beautiful, intelligent, accomplished middle-aged women, rather than up-talking teenagers?
Sounds like someone took that "World's Greatest Dad" mug they got for Father's Day literally.
I bought a new coffee maker yesterday, and setting the clock on it reminded me of just how stupid our president is. When I got around to actually making coffee, I was in a state of rage. Then I realized I was out of milk, and had to drink it black. THANKS OBAMA.
Upfist for Firesign Theater allusion.
St. Joseph libel!!
Leeya? So Leah is too Jewish for a Shapiro? Maybe baby brother Jozzya to follow?
Spotts1701:
The only names that sound odd in school today are the very weird ones like "John" and "Suzi" and "Bob."
That sounds like a cool nickname for a chicken fucker, alright.
Listen, Ben Shapiro, don't worry. Decades from now, I guarantee someone will be rocking your daughter to sleep, if you know what I mean.
That is, if her therapist manages to undo the years of insidious blameshifting perpetrated by her shitwitted conservadick father.
That's weird...Having a daughter made me more supportive of feminism, instead of making me a douchenozzle like Ben.
George H.W. Bush?
Are those feelings or emotions?
"...decades from now, when she’s in pain, and I won’t be there to help. I won’t be there to rock her to sleep or to put her head on my shoulder or to tell her everything will be all right "
ProTip: The idea behind this whole parenting gig is that by the time your child is 20 years old she can take of those things all by herself. She's not supposed to still need you "decades from now." Unless you're a total loser as a Dad, of course.
Maybe not. Remember on Monday Night Football when Frank Gifford announced Kathy Lee was going to have a baby?
"Don't worry, Frank," said Don Meredith. "No matter how long it takes, we'll get the guy who did it."
What the hell kind of name is "Leeya"? It wasn't bad enough she's the spawn of Ben Shapiro, but you had to give her a name like that? The kids at Parochial school (because heaven forfend Ben Shaprio's daughter step foot in those socialist public schools) are going to have a field day with her in 5 years.
"Leeya?" Sounds faintly A-rab to me.
I don't have any children so am still, according to Shapiro, an adolescent. Then why is it that I have this sick attraction to beautiful, intelligent, accomplished middle-aged women, rather than up-talking teenagers?
Explain that one, Daddy!