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TundraGrifter's avatar

There once was a man who ate Ritz Who fell for his girl friend's beautiful titz. So much time he did waste Trying to get a taste He turned into a useless ditz.

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Shypixel's avatar

Funny, that is the exact scene I pictured as he delivered his line.

In my version, he tosses the first shovelful of dirt onto the body just after saying it.

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