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TundraGrifter's avatar

There once was a man who ate Ritz Who fell for his girl friend's beautiful titz. So much time he did waste Trying to get a taste He turned into a useless ditz.

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Shypixel's avatar

Funny, that is the exact scene I pictured as he delivered his line.

In my version, he tosses the first shovelful of dirt onto the body just after saying it.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

That Ben needs to get him some gynee and see iffin it will change his outlook on life.I knows some ladies of the night who will do a cracker iffin he is interested ,o'course iffin the moneez is right

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bobbert's avatar

I'd like to introduce Sweeney to Chuck.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

She must have been drunker than a department store Santa.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

This will probably work out about as well as Bull O'Really?'s boycott of France.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

If BS didn't pluck he'd probably have one heck of a unibrow!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ben is right.

How is it fair that he can't use the "N word" all the time, when one of <i>them</i> used the "C word" 20 years ago?!

It's about basic fairness, people. Racial slur equality NOW!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They can take Sharpton off the air for lots of reasons. Bad show is near the top of my list. (Anybody else notice he says "I mean" a lot, to clarify who means whatever he says next, I guess.) Joy Reid anyone?

But this story makes me hungry for some of those delicious terror crackers.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Who can resist a snack with a name that enjoys a Seinfeldian rhyme with a portion of a young lady's anatomy?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I hope Al sees his Mondelez and raises him a Nebisco.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Hey! Nabisco gets to use the word “cracker” all the time and no one complains but imagine the outrage by the liberal media if they came out with a product called “Negro Snaps.” See the double standard?

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Shypixel's avatar

People who suffer from an impacted colon?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If this brain-damaged dolt gets as many as a dozen people to join his boycott, I'd be amazed.

I'm picturing the CEO of whatever holding company owns the conglomerate that licenses the trademark to lowest-bidder mega-cracker-factories in Mexico, going, "Nope. Not taking the bait. Haha, nice try, moron!"

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Also2Something's avatar

The irony of Ben's TruthRevolt website to "make the MSM pay for the lies they tell the public" is just sooo... I dunno... I'm lost for words. Perhaps Faux Noose & the Batbarf can tell us how they get away with lying - oh right... they got that nifty little court order that says they can lie.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Do you all really think he is unattractive? I would fuck all the derp out of that twink.

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