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There once was a man who ate Ritz Who fell for his girl friend's beautiful titz. So much time he did waste Trying to get a taste He turned into a useless ditz.

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Funny, that is the exact scene I pictured as he delivered his line.

In my version, he tosses the first shovelful of dirt onto the body just after saying it.

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That Ben needs to get him some gynee and see iffin it will change his outlook on life.I knows some ladies of the night who will do a cracker iffin he is interested ,o'course iffin the moneez is right

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I'd like to introduce Sweeney to Chuck.

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She must have been drunker than a department store Santa.

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This will probably work out about as well as Bull O'Really?'s boycott of France.

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If BS didn't pluck he'd probably have one heck of a unibrow!

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Ben is right.

How is it fair that he can't use the "N word" all the time, when one of <i>them</i> used the "C word" 20 years ago?!

It's about basic fairness, people. Racial slur equality NOW!

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They can take Sharpton off the air for lots of reasons. Bad show is near the top of my list. (Anybody else notice he says "I mean" a lot, to clarify who means whatever he says next, I guess.) Joy Reid anyone?

But this story makes me hungry for some of those delicious terror crackers.

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Who can resist a snack with a name that enjoys a Seinfeldian rhyme with a portion of a young lady's anatomy?

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I hope Al sees his Mondelez and raises him a Nebisco.

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Hey! Nabisco gets to use the word “cracker” all the time and no one complains but imagine the outrage by the liberal media if they came out with a product called “Negro Snaps.” See the double standard?

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People who suffer from an impacted colon?

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If this brain-damaged dolt gets as many as a dozen people to join his boycott, I'd be amazed.

I'm picturing the CEO of whatever holding company owns the conglomerate that licenses the trademark to lowest-bidder mega-cracker-factories in Mexico, going, "Nope. Not taking the bait. Haha, nice try, moron!"

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The irony of Ben's TruthRevolt website to "make the MSM pay for the lies they tell the public" is just sooo... I dunno... I'm lost for words. Perhaps Faux Noose & the Batbarf can tell us how they get away with lying - oh right... they got that nifty little court order that says they can lie.

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Do you all really think he is unattractive? I would fuck all the derp out of that twink.

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