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Peter Dellos's avatar

The burning question in my mind. Does bro-hame think his facial "hair" is working in any sort of good way?

RRJKR's avatar

At least the old school "conservatives" tried to mask their bigotry with pseudointellectualism and "lotsa big words" the new guys don't even try. They're just in your face stupid. and damn proud of it! Also, Why are any Blacks, Jews, Catholics or Latinos trying to join the club? Don't you realize that you are the people they hate?

Mavenmaven's avatar

Hard to see a need for pundits to "trigger the libs" when we're hearing 24/7 insanity from Trump, who is actually in power, the hate is coming from inside the house, as it were.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

OT, mentally prepare for possible explosions of gulf refineries caused by "Cuban" drones.

Rhand Holm's avatar

This morning I thought "He couldn't be stupid enough to start another war." But, well, yes he's exactly that stupid. He'd do it for no other reason than to distract from his other war.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Ginning us up for Invasion of Cuba!

SkeptiKC's avatar

The Fetid Fuehrer isn't going to be satisfied until he blasts a few holes into something...or someone.

A psychopath is 'running' things and there are NO adults left in the room.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Ben Shapiro is a nasty, whiny little streak of piss. It's so cute to see him get all pissy about his fellow righties.

Jeremiah Brewer's avatar

When I read Shapiro’s quotes, it’s in his voice… a squirrel on meth.

GiggleSnort's avatar

Ben Shapiro's rants against Candace Owens and the like read like they were authored by this here mommy blog/recipe hub. He does not seem to realize that he is just as mockable, and for many of the same reasons. These people don't even represent Right factions, so much as competing personal brands. They're all disposable and replaceable, and to me their little differences don't matter, all of them being Fascists or.Fascist enablers.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Ben, appears at least, to totally lack self awareness. An affliction that effects most of the right.

RRJKR's avatar

I do respect the "right" of people like Shapiro to speak freely and put their opinions out there, I need a good laugh and have enough of a sadistic streak to find them making complete fools of themselves while trying to appear "intellectual" mildly amusing.

Lance Thrustwell's avatar

The frustrating thing about Shapiro is that he's smart enough to know - and be - better. If he'd just shut up, take the giant chip off his shoulder and actually 1) question his own beliefs and 2) seriously consider opposing viewpoints and evidence... well, he wouldn't be Ben Shapiro, I guess.

RRJKR's avatar

Not to sound simple minded, but maybe he's just upset that he's not a tall blond Nordic looking chap

gnomemansanisland's avatar

Ben may be angry at his former comrades but I'm parched. - Ben's Wife

Rhand Holm's avatar

Does the right actually need Ben (or any other content provider) anymore? Their entire deranged output can be AI generated and their audience wouldn't know the difference.

marydn's avatar

I find it amazing that Benny has grown a pathetic beard and mustache and yet still looks like (and sounds like) a ten year old boy. You know, the one who takes his ball and goes home shouting "one day you will be sorry that you crossed me!"

Anyway...

pstokk's avatar

He should have gone for a singing career, instead of being resentful for not making it in comedy or Hollywood, where he clearly has no business. He has a pretty decent singing voice, no lie, not that his whiny squeak-speech would suggest that.

josephebacon's avatar

Sounds like the Presstitutes at the New York Times are doing a little bit of confessing considering how they enabled Trump every step of the way!

ciaobella's avatar

OT: Jeff Tiedich has a way with words

“as I have written before, Preznit Fuckwit is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green.”

https://jefftiedrich.substack.com/p/actual-antichrist-speaks-at-christofascist?r=udbmd&utm_medium=ios

EyeQueue's avatar

So stupid. Literally NO ONE ELSE IN THE WORLD drives their damned golf cart right up onto the green.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

He does THAT?

How the fuck does he not get battered with a 3 wood?

I had virtually no respect for golf prior to this.

But the fact that the golfers who ignore this destruction are UNREDEEMED COWARDS only confirms my conviction that golf, in general, truly sucks.

Robert Eckert's avatar

He does that at golf courses that he owns

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

Let's not hate golf. Hitting a stupid fucking little white or otherwise colored ball around is amongthe best wastes of time I've ever had. Driving your cart up onto the green deserves being thrown, cart and all, into the alligator pond...

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Cart to alligator connection works for me.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Steve Martin:

"Some people have a way with the English language, and some people... oh, not have way, I guess."

josephebacon's avatar

And yet a whole bunch of Jesusbot fools went to DC to worship him as Gawd's Anointed King yesterday...

VaselineHabits's avatar

Jesus God wants a ballroom!

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

with a Disco Ball!...

innocentbystander's avatar

The difference between a basket of rats and a tote of woke is that the basket cares whether or not Brigitte Macron has a secret penis and the tote doesn't.

josephebacon's avatar

Killer Kennedy at work

“RFK Jr.’s HHS Orders Lab Studying Deadly Infectious Diseases to Stop Research

NIAID’s Integrated Research Facility is one of the few federal facilities charged with studying Ebola. Tuesday afternoon, all of its work was put on indefinite pause by Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s department.”

https://bsky.app/profile/emergingcrises.bsky.social/post/3mm4rtqu77s2b

Yeah, Killer Kennedy all in with Pandemic 2--Electric Boogaloo...

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Fairly timely of him; we just started a new outbreak, and he's not on it already.

Question for discussion: The dinosaurs had Chicxulub. Is Bobby Jr. our species-ender?

EyeQueue's avatar

B/c eugenics and they think only the worthy people will survive.

Unleash on his ass and see how long the fucker lasts.

I'm so sick of this shit.

Toomush Expectashuns's avatar

I think he should be first in line for all test subjects...

VaselineHabits's avatar

I thought we all figured out the cockroaches are all that survive?

Mildred Downey Broxon's avatar

Evidently they are the more worthy, then. And by comparison I tend to agree.

josephebacon's avatar

Do not forget that Killer Kennedy's son suffers from long term covid--which ol' KK denies existence of...