Storms this weekend raged through the mid-Atlantic, and the Act of God (like another Act of God, the U.S. Constitution) left dozens dead. Still, there was a reason the Lord did this: to rid the world of Georgetown once and for all. Laura Keivel, who passed along the images from the Harbour this morning, tells DCist that there's "heavy damage to Tony and Joe's, Farmers and Fishers, Cabanas, and Sequoia, as well as the large fountain."
I call bullshit: <i>And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.</i> Genesis 9:11 (!!!)
See? It&#039;s right there in Genesis.
And as we all know, Genesis does what Nintendon&#039;t.
They used to sacrifice children in South America, maybe if we bring that back, God will rain on Texas which is suffering through a once a 100 year drought. Maybe we should start worshiping real American gods like the creator god of the Incans, Pachamac.
Actually, that&#039;s what the preacher told my mother when my grandfather died in a hit and run crossing the street. She was fourteen. True story.
I call bullshit: <i>And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.</i> Genesis 9:11 (!!!)
See? It&#039;s right there in Genesis.
And as we all know, Genesis does what Nintendon&#039;t.
Don&#039;t worry, a new one is on its way.
They used to sacrifice children in South America, maybe if we bring that back, God will rain on Texas which is suffering through a once a 100 year drought. Maybe we should start worshiping real American gods like the creator god of the Incans, Pachamac.
Actually, that&#039;s what the preacher told my mother when my grandfather died in a hit and run crossing the street. She was fourteen. True story.
Looks all those students who skipped Arc Building 101, 102 and 103 are shit out of luck.
Everyone does especially when they try to rap.
<i>heavy damage to Tony and Joe&rsquo;s, Farmers and Fishers, Cabanas, and Sequoia</i>
Looks like God is a restaurant critic. One whose judgment I can&#039;t disagree with.
Allah actually meant for it to rain on the fires in Texas but got sidetracked by watching Meet the Press.