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BarackMyWorld's avatar

I call bullshit: <i>And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.</i> Genesis 9:11 (!!!)

See? It's right there in Genesis.

And as we all know, Genesis does what Nintendon't.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Don't worry, a new one is on its way.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

They used to sacrifice children in South America, maybe if we bring that back, God will rain on Texas which is suffering through a once a 100 year drought. Maybe we should start worshiping real American gods like the creator god of the Incans, Pachamac.

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102415's avatar

Actually, that's what the preacher told my mother when my grandfather died in a hit and run crossing the street. She was fourteen. True story.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Looks all those students who skipped Arc Building 101, 102 and 103 are shit out of luck.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Everyone does especially when they try to rap.

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>heavy damage to Tony and Joe’s, Farmers and Fishers, Cabanas, and Sequoia</i>

Looks like God is a restaurant critic. One whose judgment I can't disagree with.

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chascates's avatar

Allah actually meant for it to rain on the fires in Texas but got sidetracked by watching Meet the Press.

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