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Could we skip the bandages? Open wounds attract so much more schadenfreude.

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Hillary always struck me as more of a Deep Purple fan

https://youtu.be/zUwEIt9ez7M

and now my brain has taken that and run to Jenny Joseph's poem

When I am an old woman I shall wear purpleWith a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer glovesAnd satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tiredAnd gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bellsAnd run my stick along the public railingsAnd make up for the sobriety of my youth.I shall go out in my slippers in the rainAnd pick flowers in other people’s gardens And learn to spit.

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