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This just up on the Washington Post site:

๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ. ๐— ๐—ฎ๐˜… ๐— ๐—ถ๐—น๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฟ, ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ, ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ธ๐˜€ ๐—ฒ๐˜๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฒ

๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜–๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ถ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ฏ, ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ 2023, ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ.

Careful what you wish for, asshole.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

And people wonder why I have sneered contempt at virtually the entire GOP for close to 55 years. Contemptible people deserve contempt. I am happy to supply as much contempt as I can for these wretched dirtbags. My sneer is awesome: a hybrid cross of Dick Cheney sneer and Godzilla breathing radioactive fire.

If I live to be 300 years old and I have forgotten everything, including my name and where I live, I will NEVER forget to sneer contempt at the GOP. You'll know it's me because I will be nameless and homeless and that guy wandering the street setting fire to Republicans with my sneer.

Meccalopolis's avatar

As an abuse survivor, I feel like the entire country is being abused and gaslit. Too many of us are still enablers.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Yo Bernie Moreno!

You a SHIT DAD! What kind of man are you anyway? I'll tell you what kind! You are a shit man who WON'T do the right thing by his own damn daughter. She needs help and you (checks notes) are a shitting US senator who can literally make all kinds of shit happen just by picking up a phone and dialing a few people you know in Ohio. You ain't done that and that makes you a SHIT dad. Not just shitty. You are literally composed of used food and nothing else but used food.

You a shit grand dad too you sniveling pissant! You know your own granddaughter is in danger....and you do NOTHING? Nothing? Nothing is what you got? You got nothing? Nothing?

Oh, my mistake! You did write a mildly critical letter! Pardon me while I faint with profound respect for your tepid, weak ass and worthless action packed LETTER OF CONCERN! I'm melting with respect for your letter! Look Bernie! See me melting? See me change my fucking mind about you being a SHIT DAD and SHIT GRANDDAD?

Who the fuck do you think you are with this shit?

Anthony Fauci would never tolerate this treatment of his children and grand kids! ANTHONY FAUCI IS THE MAN! And you, Bernie Moreno, ain't fit to lick his toilet bowl clean after he takes a dump!

In conclusion, Bernie, FUCK YOU!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. This enrages me. Like so many others, I survived intimate partner violence many, many years ago. Family members were not helpful, as happens way too often. That these violent, skeevy, lying, misogynistic men are in positions of power, whether a seat in Congress or the Offal Office, must never be normalized.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Somehow, expecting a guy named โ€˜Poindexterโ€™ to beat a violent, โ€˜roid fueled raging asshole doesnโ€™t seem to engender a whole lot of hope.

Slugger Max also pushed Emilyโ€™s lawyer in court. Mad Max the Momzer claims that he has some dirt on Bernie which he is threatening to make public if Bernie talks shit about him. Speculation is that because of a huge data hack into the hook up site โ€˜Adult Friend Finderโ€™, Miller found Morenoโ€™s e-mail address associated with male seeking male profile. And that is the reason Moreno hasnโ€™t said anything.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

This guy actually thinks "I said I didn't do it in the past, just like I'm saying I didn't do it right now, so SEE, I'm CONSISTENT!" is some kind of defense.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Yeah, based on a quick perusal of BlueSky this morning, the GOP is circling around Max Miller, ready to defend him from the lies of the radical lefties like Bernie Moreno.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

(I find myself at once both nauseated and unsurprised in any way)

VwllssWndr's avatar

Being a gaslighting misogynistic abusive piece of shit is exactly the sort of candidate today's Republicans can't wait to vote for. It's part of why they love Trump so much.

Pig Bodine's avatar

Jim Jordan: I have never heard or no one has ever told me ever about any abuse ever in my whole life. If I have heard or if anyone had ever told me anything ever about any abuse, I would have dealt with it.

Reporter: Are you talking about Ohio State or Max Miller?

Jim Jordan: Yes.

Rosy red ASS's avatar

Peacing out now. Maybe that dumbass orange motherfucker will do us a solid and take a dirt nap today. I would LOVE a reason to celebrate something ANYTHING! Laters.

Myron Buchholz's avatar

It sounds like heโ€™s ready for an appointment to the Supreme Court.

El Bastardo's avatar

Finally saying something that one had not said (that one may have known needed to be said), eventually, is still saying something, in a correct manner, right?

I mean, after a time, one still came around and said it. Right?

(Thank you, high school English for preparing one to understand plausible deniability.)

Kate's avatar

"If here are any basic standards of character required to hold elected office, Max Miller fails them."

Apparently there aren't any standards anymore, Bernie, or you'd be calling out the Abuser in Chief.

El Bastardo's avatar

The desire to Hold Power.

It comes from (usually) men, who have no skills, no hobbies, no social interests, no friends (Nigel Farage, Markwanye, Tortoise McC).

"I can't do anything else, and everyone pisses me off. Maybe I'll try to rule stuff."

Too often, some of those asocial people make friends with other asocial people who inadvertently have money.

Kate's avatar

Yes, and since they don't have friends whose opinions they care about (or ANY real friends), they are free to smash and grab everything.

VwllssWndr's avatar

"I'm going to make everyone pay."

Vileaxxe's avatar

Speaking of which, isnโ€™t today the day regarding a special election in KY?

Parakeetist's avatar

Every time the subject of La Farage comes up, I get to post this:

The Irish word for 'sea' is 'fhairrage.'

El Bastardo's avatar

Farage is an insult to the sea.

Farage is an insult to Nature.

All Hail Count BinFace!

Parakeetist's avatar

Long live Count Binface!

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

birb!

hibirb!

hibirbfren!

Count Binface is the special guest on Mary Beard's Instant Classics podcast's most recent episode! hooraaaaay!

Parakeetist's avatar

Yes! I must listen to it!

I love Mary Beard, and I love Count Binface!

Fascists are garbage, throw them all in the bin!

Thom Moon's avatar

There's a picture of Miller and his ex-wife after his initial Congressional session. She's walking behind him and looks tired, drawn and depressed. I wonder if ol' Bernie, he of the unconscionable tirade against Dr. Fauci, might not have been an abusive father and she just married "Daddy." Bernie is a major creep who makes me ashamed to be an Ohioan (along with Jim Jordan and Jon Husted).