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Christopher Smith's avatar

It's so sweet that you call your troll existence a 'life.' Touching.

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Christopher Smith's avatar

You forgot the police gloves and patrol boots. :)

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

I've lost all respect for Bernie Sanders.

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

This made me laugh out loud! :)

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Rachel Book Harlot's avatar

I think a shit in would have more impact.

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whitroth's avatar

a) I have no idea who the author is, other than someone rather sophomoric.b) If you cared to read what I wrote, I did *NOT* sit there insulting you. I offered a reasonable defense, as I really dislike so many acting as though *ALL* of Bernie's supporters were Bernie bros. However, given that almost *all* of these responses have been ad hominems, why should you have any reasonable expectation that I shouldn't consider you Hill's bros?

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Grokenstein's avatar

Ambitious?!? How DARE she be ambitious!! It's a clear admission of guilt! Guilt of...something, I dunno, Benghazi?

Wahzoo's nonsense is some old-school pseudoprog election-year stuff--the fervent belief that anyone running for an office is automatically unfit for it because they are corrupted by ambition. If he backs the loser, he can't be held responsible for the candidate's policies. Win-win! Wahzoo TRIED to warn us, you see, but we refused to listen! Now we will never see The Promised Land.

Wahzoo doesn't give one shit about anything but jumping up on the table and braying about his superior purity.

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Querolous's avatar

Don't Want Sobriety.

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TextualDeviance's avatar

I just don't understand why Bernie didn't run as a Green in the first place. He would have had a decent chance at publicity and a formal party structure to support his candidacy, and the party would have been considerably more supportive of his agenda. In refusing to join or run with a legitimate, lefty third party, he's only contributing to the "establishment" system he claims to hate.

If I were a Green, I'd feel insulted that he put his considerable visibility to work only in trying to dismantle the Democrats instead of build up a genuine alternative to them.

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going4baroque's avatar

jesus christ

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going4baroque's avatar

have a happy life, cowboy, reading comprehension is apparently the least of your problems

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phoenix00's avatar

Started winning? He never not lost.

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phoenix00's avatar

And Bernie will still win!

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dshwa's avatar

I think we can let it pass.

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dshwa's avatar

Finally some airy political discourse.

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phoenix00's avatar

ISWYDT

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