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102415's avatar

I met Bernie once and he is a real gentleman.

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102415's avatar

Everyone from Brooklynn is a *scholar*. He got that Mary Landrieu bitch to help him so he's probably a sex machine too.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Bernie Sanders fucking rules, especially when he's talking about "thugs'n'gangstas on streetcorners."

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but he isn't actually filibustering. He's making a long, and from what it sounds like stellar, speech, but he isn't actually holding up Senate business or a vote. And that's why Obama is morally weak.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Are the people who actually think Obama is a socialist aware that this guy even exists?

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Partisans Peach

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I actually had a professor tell me that you can't believe in a participatory democracy and socialism, Go Bernie Go!

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Jimmy Stewart, the time traveler's thespian of choice since the big bang!

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Raises eyebrows, marzipan in ice cream? I know what I'm making today.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

If a socialist tried to filibuster the senate, the Republicans would shoot him and claim they were saving the country from communists.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

They are lazy, like any bureaucratic bee drone who long ago lost his wings and just lives off other bee's honey, circling and circling the hive and every once in a while trying to fuck the queen.

Queen is played by the Statue of Liberty painted in gold and black.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Clinton doesn't want his millions taxed as a private citizen in other words.

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chascates's avatar

Jimmy Stewart hasn't aged well.

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