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Further proof that God is an asshole, modeled on somebody's complicated and dissatisfying relationship with their father.

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But . . . but . . . . What the fuck?! Who let Reasonable Person into this discussion?! That statement is like all logiciclycal and all that shit! We can't have that crap in this comment thread! Damn, man! Why you have to do that, harshin' my trip and all?! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit, man!

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Ouch, autism of the eye really stings.

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It's really no wonder. After all, humans invented doG and everyone knows that humans are, on the whole (or hole), just a bunch of assholes when you get right down to the dirty, really.

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Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early lightWhat so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet waveO’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

That whole brave part. Yeah well. I'm leaning quite the Berniliciousness.

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I have always said that the radical Christianists that are here in the US would be doing what ISIS is doing if they thought they could get away with it.

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quick! . . . burn all the ladders!

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translation: grumble mumble damm, he got facts so I'll move the goalposts and pretend to still be relavant

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It looked like their were Republican protesters in the crowd. Why weren't they forcibly ejected. That's what they do at Trump rallies. It's almost as if people on the left aren't afraid their entire world will come crashing down if they hear one word of disagreement to their views.

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That damned Kenyan. He can't do anything right.

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Those pantshitters would be shaking so bad, they'd shoot up a roomful of people and hit everyone but the terrorists.

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Wonderful Iowan whack job libel!(they stole his yard signs, so he freehand plowed his own sign for the first time, in less than an hour. He thought his 60 foot letters weren't half bad and I agree)

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It's quicker to read what Bernie's truth finger wrote, although fun to watch him tell you while wagging that truth finger, too. He put the transcript up at his web site:

https://berniesanders.com/d...

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if Sanders keeps up this shameless pandering to intelligent, thoughtful, compassionate people he'll never get elected. Feel the Trump!

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If you want women enslaved who needs Daesh anyway? We have the Republican Party to do that.

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Are you joking? He's lucky they didn't just take the microphone away from him and tell him to sit down.

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