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Zum Wohl, Nachbar[in]!

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Und ich bin zur Zeit in Prag, wo es immer was Gutes zu trinken gibt.

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If he had said that computers were instruments of the devil, more people might believe him.

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How about some good news? One of the restaurants in Minnesota that declared it would offset the minimum wage increase by skimming money from their wait staff has backed down. Apparently the public thought they were being dicks and told them just that. <a href="http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/politics\/statelocal\/272093741.html" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.startribune.com/politics/statelocal/27...">http://www.startribune.com/...

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I didn't comment more than you.

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Pat Robertson was sick, and he had to answer some questions! And that's why poor people shouldn't have health care.

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Not-Joe the not-a-plumber should go try going to a job fair and getting a real job. Possibly something to do with pipes.

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To be honest, I’m all in favor of Pat Robertson signing a waiver that says his doctors can give him any old drug they like, without asking about anything else he’s been cramming down his own throat. I’m sure Jeebus can prevent any adverse drug or food interactions – or, if not, discuss it with Pat in person.

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Here in the Socialist Hellhole of the NHS I've recently had a 'Day Operation' (no overnight stay). They kept asking me questions about my health. I though this was to make sure the General Anaesthetic was safe. I never realised it was an attempt to subjugate me!

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Or a "the"!

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The internet?

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Why can't everybody just post a video of icewater-dumping on each other and get along?

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No, not that kind of revolution, with votes and shouty behavior. The kind of revolution with people in the streets throwing Molotov cocktails. No, no, no, white people.

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Hitler?

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Well, they are instruments of the devil.

"God isn't interested in technology. He cares nothing for the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how he spends his time, forty-three species of parrots! Nipples for men!"

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Isn't that an opinion?

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