“This admin leaks like a sieve” may be the most bipartisan sentence written this year.
Also the recurring theme of Trump-world is watching people destroy entire careers just to become the emperor’s favorite raccoon for six and a half minutes before eventually getting thrown into the Everglades themselves.
Yes I am old and very extra tired today due to back-to-(almost)-back fortune teller gigs. But it would be verra helpful if you splainered to an old biddy like me exactly WHY/HOW the Schiff accusations are so much hogwash. Other than it having been posted on Temu Twitter, I mean, I know that's damning all by itself but still. A little backstory, please and thank you kindly?
were i judge rothman by his book covers, he seems like he might be worth a read. then he goes and posts stuff praising gutfeld on facebook (why fb linkies so crazy?)::
What actually happened to The Late Show. 𝐂𝐁𝐒 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 — 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧’𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. The reason was economics: ratings collapsed, advertisers fled, and the network concluded the slot was not recoverable under any host. Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, Oliver, and Jon Stewart staged a joint on-air ‘funeral” the night before the franchise ended — performed before what Gutfeld called an audience of four.
"He kept me out of jail!" Think it's on Todd's resume?
who is going to ask dump what he needed to to kept out of jail for ?
"... seashell murder plots ..." a phrase to remember.
Ta, Liz. So good to see you here at Wonkette again. Blanche probably belongs in a prison cell also, too.
Speaking of Pam Bondi is she still living in federal housing on a military base like Kristi Noem?
“This admin leaks like a sieve” may be the most bipartisan sentence written this year.
Also the recurring theme of Trump-world is watching people destroy entire careers just to become the emperor’s favorite raccoon for six and a half minutes before eventually getting thrown into the Everglades themselves.
𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘈𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘎𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘛𝘰𝘥𝘥 𝘉𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘩𝘦. 𝘏𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘫𝘢𝘪𝘭.
Republican criminals have come a long way from the days of "I am not a crook."
My law crush grows through the power of Liz’s fine grained snark.
Dear Wonkette
Yes I am old and very extra tired today due to back-to-(almost)-back fortune teller gigs. But it would be verra helpful if you splainered to an old biddy like me exactly WHY/HOW the Schiff accusations are so much hogwash. Other than it having been posted on Temu Twitter, I mean, I know that's damning all by itself but still. A little backstory, please and thank you kindly?
were i judge rothman by his book covers, he seems like he might be worth a read. then he goes and posts stuff praising gutfeld on facebook (why fb linkies so crazy?)::
M.A. Rothman
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𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐆 𝐆𝐔𝐓𝐅𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄-𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐓𝐕 ‘𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋” 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓 𝐀𝐒 ‘𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐖 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐄, 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐃 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑”
Gutfeld and the panel, on camera:
‘𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 ‘𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘸” 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘦. 𝘚𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘯. 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘢𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 — 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘴. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.”
‘𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘵𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘙𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴. 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘯𝘺, 𝘪𝘧 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 — 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘣. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘴 ‘𝘸𝘰𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘦,” 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘮𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵.”
What actually happened to The Late Show. 𝐂𝐁𝐒 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐭 — 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞 𝐋𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐟𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐛𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧’𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐣𝐨𝐛 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧. The reason was economics: ratings collapsed, advertisers fled, and the network concluded the slot was not recoverable under any host. Colbert, Fallon, Kimmel, Oliver, and Jon Stewart staged a joint on-air ‘funeral” the night before the franchise ended — performed before what Gutfeld called an audience of four.
𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄-𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍, 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐌 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 — 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐔𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄
Trump has been Putin's rent boy since before 2016. To claim that RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA is a hoax only confirms that Every Accusation Is A Confession.
Hi Our Liz! :D
👏🏼 Beloved Lady Our Liz of Dye, we've missed you so much, comrade! 🥰🙇♂️✊🏾
There aren't cliffs high enough or oceans deep enough for these pathetic, evil pricks.
What? You mean the mortgage fraud didn't do the trick the first time for Schiff? Huh...inneresting
Oh, Trash Dump's people care about classification of documents now, do they? Isn't that amusing?
"A sticky note on it that said 'treason'.” These people are lazy fucking slobs.