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Spotts1701's avatar

Uh, if they were a *victim* why would they have a criminal record? And if they were under 18 when it happened, the record would be sealed.

Wait, why am I trying to make sense of this?

larry gassan's avatar

Again, Kash has screwed the pooch.

Ryp's avatar

Petal isn’t demanding standards he wouldn’t meet himself. It has been at least a decade since he hired a sex worker, he hasn’t stolen from any employer for more than three years and hasn’t t had sex with a barnyard animal since becoming adult.

tegrat's avatar

I don't think his smrt glasses are actually for making him see better, the lenses are formed to make his eyes look smaller.

Peter MacMonagle's avatar

I ope and pray that the election turns things around. When even the scum in the administration can't hire anything but even scummier (if that is even possible) people than themselves , we truly are becoming a failed state.

BlueSpot's avatar

Sounds like Devin Nunes is trying to get hired at the FBI. Maybe he and Elsie the Cow broke up and he's mooooooning over her.

larry gassan's avatar

Or that time in the sheep corral, where they all shouted “Daaaaaaaaaaaddddyyyy!!”

mtn_socialist's avatar

"If bestiality is so wrong, then why are the sheep always smiling and winking at me, urrr I mean, at us?"

Stephen St John's avatar

Dems must be perfect. Rethugs can be pond scum and it's no problem.

Geni Seabhac's avatar

but what if you hired an animal sex worker four times?

larry gassan's avatar

“Great thing about fucking sheep is you bring them flowers, and they remember you”

Geni Seabhac's avatar

"hey that's the guy who brings us tasty treats before he bones us"

T L Mills's avatar

Huh. As far as I know, there no year that Ronnie Reagan was 'sexy'--let alone for a series of years ending in 1982.

Zarquon's avatar

“We’ve never had recruiting numbers and application numbers this high in the history of the bureau. "

Well of course the numbers are up - all the embezzeling goat fuckers know a good thing when they see it. Murika!!

Tommytoes's avatar

Are they calling it the Jimmy Comer rule? Sooooeeee!

Tom65's avatar

There is no cannibalism in the FBI.

PUT THAT DOWN!

Hank Napkin's avatar

This sounds incredibly woke. Or sleepy. Not sure really, which.

Suel J's avatar

Remembering when being an FBI agent was....respected, feared by criminals. People with a lot of mental agility. Who understood the law. Were experts in their field. Movies were made! And now .....this mess. Embarrassing, dangerous. We aren't prepared for much of anything.