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josephebacon's avatar

Did we expect Nazi Bari Weiss to post anything else?

She uses "SEE B.S." to attack Dr. Abdul falsely linking him to 9/11 attacks.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

What next? Under ten tickets for parking in the disabled parking spots without correct tags?

Under six citations for dumping toxic waste?

Less than four times local police question alibi in open homicide cases?

Less than three perp walks for felonies?

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

Apologies to St. Dolly.

"I will always love ewe"

josephebacon's avatar

Look who's talking!

Bessent on Iranian leadership: "The main thing they care about is their head staying attached to their neck"

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Shallow state's avatar

I'm so old I remember when gratuitous decapitation was a them thing, not an us thing.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

The drive for self-preservation is a weakness?

ShrillKitty's avatar

I think you mean

Ewe. Ewe ewe ewe ewe.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Shut up! We got one of Starfleet's best captains in under this exception!

Uhura: "I'm impressed. For a moment there, I thought you were just a dumb hick who only has sex with farm animals."

Kirk: "Well, not 'only'."

DogParent's avatar

Kash Patel, while raising a glass with Pete Hegseth, "You know, these rules against hiring criminals and perverts pretty much mean none of us should even be here..."

josephebacon's avatar

Ex congressman George Santos gets a lifetime ban from Kalshi for bets he placed on who would attend the State Of The Union address.

In addition to the lifetime ban, "Kalshi said its compliance department had imposed a penalty of $71,356."

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eppe's avatar

Patel, Kennedy, Hegseth. Never in the darkest days of the GWB II administration did I think that incompetence could sink to this level.

josephebacon's avatar

Q: Do you have any concerns that the tariffs are gonna raise prices on Americans who are already struggling with high costs?

HUSTED: So, we have tried to provide as much predictability by, uh, cutting taxes on a lot of the products and businesses that build those

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Yes, he has nothing to offer, but the important thing is that he looks like a White person.

Trespassers Will's avatar

If you’ve ever fucked a cow you don’t get to arrest me, ever.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Only the start. Watch for the entry level requirements for FBI drop the need for graduation from college with a BA or BS degree.

Eventually the new recruiting classes will only need to demonstrate proficiency at bowling.

helenasgarden's avatar

The FBI should just put out a poster: Thugs and Perverts Wanted.

Chemical's avatar

Bowling is a thing you actually have to work at to be good at. Point is, I doubt they will even require bowling proficiency.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

You just gotta be able to switch the shoes correctly and score above 86.

Chemical's avatar

Which isn't that difficult to do if you're sober. Which is going to cause problems.

AJ Milne's avatar

… where proficiency is ‘doesn’t drop the ball on their foot every time’.

PrimerGray's avatar

In RFK Jr's version of bestiality, his balls are emptied and his stomach is filled.

The Blessed Reverend's avatar

he is eating our pets?