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anomie's avatar

Orwell warned us about moments like this.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Of course they're using weaponized wheelchairs! Didn't you ever read about the Red Skull's group of Axis Exiles in Marvel Comics? Cadavus, Monarch of the Murder Chair, could tell you. Hell, he could show you, and he'd love to.Don't tell me comic books have nothing to do with reality! They have more to do with reality than the Trump administration does, and the Trump administration is real. (Sob.)

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Anita Ledford's avatar

Sometimes I want to give up and let them have it. Take the world and ruin it. Then I come here to Wonkette and it makes me want to fight. Thank You Wonkette! I Love you all!

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Anita Ledford's avatar

Pockets of cities in Texas are changing. It is Statewide. It's the rural parts that keep us red. I am a lifelong Texan. Born and raised here. I feel and see the change coming here with our young kids watching the events unfolding lately. Yes, we have a lot of idiots and faux news watchers and idiot gun humpers but we also have our smart kids growing up and watching this History we are living through. They understand lies when they see them.

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Arolpin's avatar

I was in high school, so I had both energy and stamina. Plus I'm a talker (for a shy person), so I've got a well-exercised tongue. [Quietly smooths his eyebrows with his tongue]

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doktorzoom's avatar

Molly Ringwald is here to crush your memories:

https://www.newyorker.com/c...

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goonemeritus now with chatGPT's avatar

As Trump famously said to black voters prior to the election - "what have you got to lose"?

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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

They have rather missed the point of the whole Jesus gambit, haven't they?

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IMPOed's avatar

;>)

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

You can BUY your civil rights; but you can't expect everyone to HONOUR them.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

If you say you're homeschooled it doesn't count as a dropout, either, so lots of people say they're homeschooling their dropouts. Easy in Texas, since there are no minimum requirements for home schooled kids.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

So that's where he got the crazy gene.

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

No, because then the schools will come under attack for "trying to raise our children".

How dare you raise our children after we just asked you to teach them manners, academics, ethics, kindness, where babies come from, (but not HOW babies get there), physical fitness, cooking, driving, welding and housekeeping! How DARE YOU?

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mailman27's avatar

If he'd had a daughter with Melania, would she be named Melankia?

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Zyxomma's avatar

I'm so glad I never had children. And I'm not reading the report; I have enough troubles.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

You can wreck more engines with sugar than you can with 87 octane gas.

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