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jqheywood's avatar

No, it's 4 elephants, then 1 turtle, then space....

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

From what I can tell, Glenn Beck came in first in the Wrath 'O God sweepstakes. <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/14/glenn-be...">http://www.huffingtonpost.c...

Who had money on Glenn?

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The Quirk's avatar

But which one?

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Democratic republic?

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The Quirk's avatar

I worked at a store where Young Girl was played unironically 9 hours a day. Considering this was at the time of the Woody Allen mess, I started asking questions. Never got an answer, other than "That's the way things are."

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The Quirk's avatar

Internet Journalism

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fuflans's avatar

brutus is kind of the perfect republican: pompous, convinced of his own importance, initiating criminal acts under the guise of patriotism.

well, that's how I'D produce 'jc' anyway.

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PsycWench's avatar

I'd have thought that Nagasaki and Hiroshima would have settled the score.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

When I was in college, there were only four elements: earth, fire, air and water. Fire was dangerous, but otherwise it was generally a safe system.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

You were in Gitmo?

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<em>"...die shortly..."</em>

You wish! We definitely have until May 21st: <a href="http:\/\/www.wecanknow.com\/" target="_blank"> <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wecanknow.com/">http://www.wecanknow.com/</a>" target="_blank"> <a href="" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.wecanknow.com/">http://www.wecanknow.com/</..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="www.wecanknow.com/">www.wecanknow.com/</a></a></a>

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

The irony is how we cheered in 1945 after Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Now we're sending our forces to help stop a nuclear explosion.

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PsycWench's avatar

As someone who has been forced to watch "The Muppets Christmas Carol" multiple times, I can say that your summary is not far from reality.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Why aren't more people optimistic about our system of government? Just look at how well it's working for us!

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Bezoar's avatar

"Hillary Clinton met with Libyan opposition leader Mahmoud Jibril. She probably promised him “lots of freedom, America’s #1 export” or something dumb like that."

She promised him support. I'm sure she means emotional support.

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PsycWench's avatar

Ha, in my native NC that would have resulted in the burning of any records of the family tree, and the endeavor would never have been mentioned again.

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