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Your enthusiasm for this is nothing more than a false-slag operation, right?

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grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross

etc.

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when i read this last week i was pretty sure someone, somewhere was going take that shit seriously: <a href="http://www.economist.com/ne..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.economist.com/news/leaders/21594257-ou...">http://www.economist.com/ne...

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It wasn't Beyonce, it was Sasha Fierce.

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Unpossible. There are no gays in Russia.

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Hot oil wrestling, three falls.

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It is ALWAYS irresponsible not to speculate.

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The Mistress's official standing is derived only from the President's post, not the Cabinet's.

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And has oral sex with himself.

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So, Beyonce is a dude?

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A certain Pascal Rostain better watch his step, I have seen the FLOTUS' stink eye - it's a killer. DO NOT MESS with Michelle, she makes Jay-Z look like an amateur.

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The upside of all of this is that your humble Shypixel has become the Ernest Borgnine of Twitter, as a result.

I know, strange world...

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Putin is doing Natasha Fatale.

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