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PubOption's avatar

Iron-eyes Cody is not libeled.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OK, we make white devil feel good we talk like jerk.

PubOption's avatar

The Mormons think he visited.

malsperanza's avatar

You mean a modern remake of <i>Birth of a Nation</i>? Yes, I think America is ready for that.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

In actual history, the Christians took the native's children away to civilize them in missionary schools. <blockquote>It established boarding schools which children were required to attend. In these schools they were forced to speak English, study standard subjects, attend church, and leave tribal traditions behind.</blockquote> --Wikipedia.

Obviously this was before the traditional family became the foundation of society.

Shypixel's avatar

Yes, but what does Conservapedia have to say.

Teach the controversy!

(I went and looked. It says nothing. It does have a page condemning Eugenics, and making a tidy link between Hitler and Leftist State-ism. All in all, a not very well disguised way of blaming everything on Liberal Hitlers)

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Not being jingoistic and Jesus-y enough" is pretty much the problem with all movies, if you're going to listen to the Christian Film and Television Coalition.

Lot_49's avatar

The Indians are the Lost Tribes of Israel, according to the Jehovah's Witnesses. Mormon's talk about 'em too.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Was it worse than "John Carter"?

Disney can only make decent live action movies if they bought the property after it was in development (i.e. The Avengers, which was developed by Marvel Studios before they were bought by Disney, and even that had its facepalm moments).

BarackMyWorld's avatar

I have lots of reactions to this, but none are coherent enough to be put into words.

malsperanza's avatar

Damned Hollywood liberals. Next thing you know they'll be remaking Zorro as a Mexican.

malsperanza's avatar

Just buy a box of cheerios instead.

PubOption's avatar

Ted Baehr is Tonto (in Spanish).

malsperanza's avatar

There is: <i>Dances with Wolves.</i>

jqheywood's avatar

Is he anything like Father Ted? <a href="http://tinyurl.com/pyvskf" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/pyvskf">http://tinyurl.com/pyvskf</a>