Your Editrix, being the mama of an 18-year-old man, is not entirely unamenable to the ideas proposed by Arkansas's latest political fameball, one Charlie Fuqua, a candidate for the Arkansas House who's just the last in a long string of thoughtful and wise natives to the state.
Guys! I just had this awful nightmare! It was a little convoluted, but basically, The Onion formed an army and went totalitarian rogue. They took over the world and every single thing was turned into the biggest fucking joke! Nothing ever could be taken seriously ever again!
When the Fuquas first landed at Ellis Island they were actually named "Pig Fucker," then just "Fucker" and finally "Fuqua" when they showed up in Arkansas and no one knew how to spell.
He's still scarred from the time when he was a child and his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck so at least the dog would play with him.
And hey, isn't that picture from the movie "Village of the Damned"? From the book "The Midwhich Cuckoos" by John Wyndham?
Still think it was more the mistaken assumption that Romney might feel any desire to be remotely consistent with policy positions he'd stated publicly and posted to his website when discussing his own campaign, or the actual facts of what Obama's done and proposed while discussing the President.
In other words, someone hadn't been reading Steve Benen.
"Gesundheit".
Guys! I just had this awful nightmare! It was a little convoluted, but basically, The Onion formed an army and went totalitarian rogue. They took over the world and every single thing was turned into the biggest fucking joke! Nothing ever could be taken seriously ever again!
IT WAS HORRIBLE
culling the herd people, culling the herd.
When the Fuquas first landed at Ellis Island they were actually named "Pig Fucker," then just "Fucker" and finally "Fuqua" when they showed up in Arkansas and no one knew how to spell.
Fuqua! No football for you, bitch!!
Someone should lock this fool in a room and play The Ramones at 120db for about 72 hours.
I meant the MEGA-Ramones mix loop. Obviously.
He's still scarred from the time when he was a child and his mom had to tie a pork chop around his neck so at least the dog would play with him.
This guy needs to compel respect from his children because he can't elicit it any other way?
Thank you, that was very very good.
And hey, isn't that picture from the movie "Village of the Damned"? From the book "The Midwhich Cuckoos" by John Wyndham?
He Goddamn well better or I'm gonna want my money back. Goddamn democrats. Could fuck up a wet dream.
Fuckwad? Seriously? That's poetry, man.
His website says only "Conservative"
Draw your own conclusions.
Still think it was more the mistaken assumption that Romney might feel any desire to be remotely consistent with policy positions he'd stated publicly and posted to his website when discussing his own campaign, or the actual facts of what Obama's done and proposed while discussing the President.
In other words, someone hadn't been reading Steve Benen.
"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from the bank as a catfish bait."