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goCatgo's avatar

It always amazes me how many people think they get away with lying to people, whose job it is, to hear a lot of people lie to them.

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King Beauregard πŸ‘‚'s avatar

Can't build muscle tissue out of pasta.

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Hirightnow β˜‘'s avatar

As long as you do not classify Public Defenders in Florida as "Lawyers", I agree with you.

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Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

Okay, but - and hear me out - is there any wiggle room here? Because I feel like you’re leaving some wiggle room and that could be important, hypothetically.

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Ms.Moon's avatar

I grew up in the West Indies we eat beans with our food a great deal.

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Schmoozan Salamander's avatar

Seriously. How are you going to help me if you don’t know where the bodies are? It’s just common se-okay, I see the problem.

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5G Krieger is 5G's avatar

Did I tell you about the time that I invented the moon?

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goCatgo's avatar

Good one!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

What do you mean? It's on every opinion signed "Brett Kavanaugh" already!

Oh you meant literally.

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Kooolest G's avatar

can I still lie to the priest in the confessional though? I'm writing erotic fiction and I just need to bounce some ideas off him.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Everyone understands the movie "They Live" where Roddy Piper smashes all the transmitters and suddenly everyone can see the monsters in plain view.

But everyone seems to ignore the real-life version and pretend FOX News is not there 24/7/365 constantly broadcasting the opposite of sanity, putting a massive thumb on every political scale.

I have a sibling who claims to never watch FOX News. Weirdly enough, her opinions seem to match FOX!

Because literally every person that sits in her hair salon chair, and posts on her Faceplop timeline parrots the FOX Talking Points into her face. FOX spreads virally.

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Haruko Haruhara's avatar

Good, kill it once and for all. It's cruelty for cruelty's sake.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"I've got it! Peter Cushing! We have to drive a stake through his heart!""I'll get a stake!""I'll get a cushion."..."Oh no, we don't have any steaks. All we have is this vegetarian sausage."

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fuflans's avatar

i love this so much and i want the cat to be doing this.

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hillarysleftone's avatar

Well done, and my thoughts exactly.

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