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ShrillKitty's avatar

We picked a Thursday? Shit, that's my online trivia game night.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

It’s on the record now. Let’s see how the court responds.

Skepti-KC's avatar

I've seen that repugnant Oval Office snap.

If the Buybull gawd existed all of them would've been smote.

resource NW's avatar

You mean it was all a dream?

Skepti-KC's avatar

Of course not!

It's all about "bootstraps" and "pull".

ShrillKitty's avatar

If you put that thing within 10 feet of that weird glowing globe-orb it will create a quantum singularity through which Pinhead and the other cenobites will come pouring through.

You were warned. We were all warned.

Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I was assigned to Food Products (traditional).

Walter Wellstone's avatar

“... and I like it.” —Lindsey Graham

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Here's a similar one. Can't find the original. I said at the time that I couldn't tell if they were praying for him or to him. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

ShrillKitty's avatar

Then I take it you are the person to complain to about how Screaming Yellow Zonkers is supposed to be a snack product, not a political movement?

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Either that or it would explode.

Lefty Wright's avatar

But time is limited. We saw the same thing happen when Ted Kennedy was dying of cancer, although that was squeezing out a 60 vote filibuster blocker. When he died, a special election put Republican carpet bagger Scott Brown in and started Mitch on his obstructionpalooza under Obama.

Ray Bluth's avatar

When I was 4 years old, I had to have my tonsils out. I remember being in a crib. I was looking at my parents and sister. I didn't realize that they were leaving me there. It was the most traumatic experience of my life and I've never forgotten it. I can only imagine what it was like for these kids.

Hamilton Ω, Simba, Li'l Feller's avatar

Bunch of fucking assholes, idiots, demogogues, pedorasts, con-people and general-purpose criminals all putting on their kabuki for Jebus faces.

CafeenMan's avatar

I made a local restaurant list at work so we don't have to remember what places are available.

It is titled, "Fine Local Dining Establishments".

With some entries I have a comment. For example next to Taco Bell it says, "Authentic Mexican Food".