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We picked a Thursday? Shit, that's my online trivia game night.

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It’s on the record now. Let’s see how the court responds.

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I've seen that repugnant Oval Office snap.

If the Buybull gawd existed all of them would've been smote.

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You mean it was all a dream?

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Of course not!

It's all about "bootstraps" and "pull".

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If you put that thing within 10 feet of that weird glowing globe-orb it will create a quantum singularity through which Pinhead and the other cenobites will come pouring through.

You were warned. We were all warned.

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I was assigned to Food Products (traditional).

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“... and I like it.” —Lindsey Graham

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Here's a similar one. Can't find the original. I said at the time that I couldn't tell if they were praying for him or to him. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Then I take it you are the person to complain to about how Screaming Yellow Zonkers is supposed to be a snack product, not a political movement?

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Either that or it would explode.

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But time is limited. We saw the same thing happen when Ted Kennedy was dying of cancer, although that was squeezing out a 60 vote filibuster blocker. When he died, a special election put Republican carpet bagger Scott Brown in and started Mitch on his obstructionpalooza under Obama.

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When I was 4 years old, I had to have my tonsils out. I remember being in a crib. I was looking at my parents and sister. I didn't realize that they were leaving me there. It was the most traumatic experience of my life and I've never forgotten it. I can only imagine what it was like for these kids.

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Bunch of fucking assholes, idiots, demogogues, pedorasts, con-people and general-purpose criminals all putting on their kabuki for Jebus faces.

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I made a local restaurant list at work so we don't have to remember what places are available.

It is titled, "Fine Local Dining Establishments".

With some entries I have a comment. For example next to Taco Bell it says, "Authentic Mexican Food".

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