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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

that we even have to talk about a thing called "lunch debt" and the resulting turning away and shaming of students makes me just plain angry. hooray, American exceptionalism!

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Virgiebeach's avatar

DING DING DING.

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

My California raised SO regards corn as the appropriate side dish for lasagna. A tradition in her family. Ugh.

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Doug Langley's avatar

"chicken patty" As in, a wad of soggy breadcrumbs with a piece of chicken waved over it?

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NIcholas Harpole bends space's avatar

I loved the part when It took FRANK 10 minutes to figure out how to pronunce Ursula. I guess they haven't read Ms. LeGuin.

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

This country is rich in food. Feeding children should be a no-brainer. Nutrition is incredibly important to a developing mind, and will create a stronger citizenry. And if that's too socialist for you, it will create a healthier workforce for your capitalist endeavours.

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Covfefe's avatar

Great! How are we supposed to shame the poor kids if everyone gets a free lunch?

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Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

And is probably getting government benefits.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I am very familiar with the horrors of the Middle Passage. The US Navy did remarkable work fighting the slave trade - when service on the African coast was almost certainly going to mean disease if not death. My ancestor was Capt. Andrew Hull Foote (hero of the fights at Fort Henry and Donaldson) and he saw service over there, and wrote a book about it.

There is a huge difference between "servants" and "indentured servants."

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I propose a Constitutional amendment: 'No child in America shall go to bed hungry.'

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

I keep voting against Cruz and Cornyn, but it just ain't workin'

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Wait, they get free wontons?

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

Ben Shapiro bought them all.

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John Norris's avatar

Most schools don't have enough toilets.

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John Norris's avatar

My school's yeast rolls were the best. Miss them.

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liberal soap box's avatar

I'm encouraged , decency has come to town.

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