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Why start now? They try to get him to repay his loans, he'll just sue them. Then, they'll have to deal with Rudy.

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He might have started filing his own lawsuits if they'd continued to hold up the transition, but I don't think he had any interest in voluntarily getting dragged down into Cheato's muck.

(I've decided to never refer to him by his name again. Because I don't have to. Because he's now FORMER President *****.)

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Would the orange one go to one of "those" judges? I hear they're prejudiced against him.

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I screamed into his voicemail several times about his failure to say "President-Elect". I finally got a smarmy email reply that boiled down to:

1. We live in a great country with a great system of government.2. Rob Portman is honored to represent me in that system of government.

Postcarding for whoever runs against him in '22? Where do I sign up.

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They'd be deposed under oath as well.

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How is Loopy Loomer these days? I haven't heard much from her since the won the GOP primary for a congressional seat. Is she still handcuffing herself to buildings in a desperate plea for attention?

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Linsdey is a parasite who's desperately looking for his next host, now that Drumpf is circling the drain.

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I have to say that my phrase of the day is going to be "garbage wrapped in leopard print!"

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i like the OHAJUBEE thing! Might steal it.

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oh, he's a primate, all right. More likely a poo-flinging monkey than a noble great ape, though.

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Great speech, the closing was perfect. And while he did allude to the hundreds of thousands of poll workers, most of whom are volunteers, who worked tirelessly to ensure a free and fair election, he missed an opportunity to bring it home.

He may have been better served by acknowledging the unstated obvious, that we can believe this election was free and fair because hundreds of thousands of people who didn’t vote for him did their jobs honestly. They did their jobs this election just as thousands of Americans did their jobs four years ago, with the knowledge it meant the person who represents everything they see as a threat to their way of life was going to be the next president of the United States.

This much we have in common.

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I do the time-honored and obligatory "raising of the phlegm." He's OK.

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He also could have called out the Trump voters for their participation, noting that they did their civic duty as well, but simply were outvoted in the election.

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Yes, that could have been emphasized more as well.

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Why the fuck would you even start some bullshit feud over something like this anyway? "Your gargoyle is not very Christmasy!" Who says he has to be? Why do you even care? My neighbor's had his bathtub in his front yard since summer and I couldn't give a shit, let alone resort to leaving bitchy notes about it. "I know the mayor!" Well aren't you Queen Turd of Shit Hill, literally no one is impressed by this.

I love the poster's response and how she keeps adding stuff that will only infuriate this idiot neighbor even more.

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she is a woman i would love to know. my neighbours would think it great fun

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