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Ms. O has never seen me without a beard. The first time she met my family, my older brother, who many say looks like me (I don't see it), was clean shaven. Once we were alone, she said, "If you ever shave your beard, I won't have sex with you until it grows back."

I can take a hint.

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Everyone forgot he had a front row seat to Obama getting screwed by the right no matter what he offered them.

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Everyone was afraid Wonkette wouldn't have anything to write about with a sane, normal Democrat in the White House. Apparently, they forgot that Republicans know of only one way to make the news cycle.

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Not only do we need to lift all boats, but with Putin's on going bullshit, "Ich Bin Ein Berliner" may soon be a call we need to hear again.

Thank goodness someone in the WH was smart enough to make Germany and Japan allies after WW II. And the Berlin Airlift. I could go on, but I have things to do today.

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Well, this is slightly disturbing and hard to watch. Hopefully Biden has a good personal assistant.

https://www.liveleak.com/vi...

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Or as my best beloved puts it - "tickles the parts 5 o'clock shadow cannot reach"

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Yours looks slightly less unruly than mine, though to be fair all I ever used on it was olive oil, on occasion.(Don't @ me for the oil; without it, all the beard hair I ate would have been bland and flavorless.)

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My daughter (17) said last night that all her friends are calling OHJB "Daddy Biden" and she's a little squicked out by it. I told her to tell those little weirdos it's Old Handsome Joe and nothing else.

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Haters gonna hate...

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My biggest issue is the coloring; asymmetrical AF, and it ends up looking like I shaved too much off in spots.

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Hey now, no fetish shaming. Just so long as they accept OHJB is taken and leave it at that. :)

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Bit of coconut oil, but can make my own beard balm with mango butter as the base

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I personally am looking forward to the urban legend spawned by whatever the media thinks Biden's multilingual misspeak might be. Always fun for a lightened mood.

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Thanks for mentioning that. I hadn’t forgotten, but I hadn’t really thought about it either. Not his first alligator wrestle. I must say that Biden is totes smooth.

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