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Do you know what the oranges of the word covefe are. Maybe Melanie knows or should I ask Tim Apple?

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As a matter of fact, induced abortions were common in earlier times. it was called "regulating the menses."

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"Peace, order, and good government," motherfuckers.

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"Hamburger Helper."

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Sure. The cop standing over my barely street-legal little go-cart will be very sympathetic as I tell him why I don't need to have a license.

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good. have them freak out. have them show their asses more.

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I grew up in NY state. Gun laws kept firearms out of the hands of most criminals to the extent that NY city cops had exhibits of "zip" gun- Handmade attempts to have a gun. Most were 22's and prone to blowing off a hand. Now a ten year old can probably get a gun as long as he can pay.

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SOveReiGN CitiZEn!!!

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Google “NRA” and you’ll know. Spoiler: the answer is “NRA.”

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Remember how Biden walked around the Presidential Limo, looking for the Presidential Limo? Neither do I.

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I'm not American, but doesn't this just prove that Biden understands the Second Amendment betterthan most gun nuts? Especially the the 'well regulated' part?

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For much less money they could load up a few UAVs and take them out from 300 miles away and go back to watching cartoons until the flames die down.

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My brother and a couple of friends built a go-cart out of parts. Of course, we lived on a farm.

They put the motor in backwards, so it would only go in reverse.

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Now, now. Let's not forget the role capitalism played. You know, if I can make a profit off it, it's good.

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And here I thought that was just me. I go through my non-comments with a fine tooth comb, fixing typos, tightening things up, then I hit Post and it's, "Shit!"

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Caterham are perfectly street legal (and a ton of fun).

As long as you don't mind zipping round at high speeds with about 1ft between you and the road. An old friend of mine used to own one, I used to joke about him driving up the motorway zipping underneath the huge trucks.

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